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  • Dec 31, 2009, 08:02 PM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I feel like death warmed over. My body is not very happy with me right now.

    This better end at 12:00am sharp!

    I knew I should have gotten the extended warranty. :(

    I don't believe in extended warranties. They always seem to wear out just before you have a problem...

    2010 will be a better year for all of us! Just have to believe that and try!

    Thanks!
  • Dec 31, 2009, 08:18 PM
    Just Dahlia
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    Are you inviting us over for dinner? It sounds delicious!

    Thanks!

    Hurry, I'm starting the grill in 12 minutes:)
  • Dec 31, 2009, 08:21 PM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just Dahlia View Post
    Hurry, I'm starting the grill in 12 minutes:)


    I'll be right there! :p

    Thanks!
  • Dec 31, 2009, 08:23 PM
    Just Dahlia
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    I don't believe in extended warranties. They always seem to wear out just before you have a problem...

    2010 will be a better year for all of us! Just have to believe that and try!

    Thanks!

    I sincerely hope that 2010 will be better, everything was going pretty good and then BAM:rolleyes: I always have hope and I still have a roof over my head and food to eat and my son is healthy, so I am very grateful:)

    I do have a problem right now with a mosquito in my house that keeps biting me and I'm allergic.. I need Catsmine:eek:
  • Dec 31, 2009, 08:30 PM
    artlady
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just Dahlia View Post
    I sincerely hope that 2010 will be better, everything was going pretty good and then BAM:rolleyes: I always have hope and I still have a roof over my head and food to eat and my son is healthy, so I am very grateful:)

    I do have a problem right now with a mosquito in my house that keeps biting me and I'm allergic.. I need Catsmine:eek:


    I never heard of an allergic reaction to mosquitoes,you poor thing.
    You have to move to New York where they freeze in mid flight.:eek:
    Your dinner sounds delicious and you sound like an excellent chef.
    I am having ham again.I will NEVER buy a 15 lbs. ham again.We are hammed out.
    Bon appétit!
  • Dec 31, 2009, 09:06 PM
    Just Dahlia
    I love Ham! I buy it on sale during the holidays and freeze all the leftovers for later breakfasts or dinners or beans and buns with the bone. I miss Ham, I didn't get any this year.:( Maybe that's why it wasn't a good year.
    My meat is taking a long time on the grill... I think because it is cold outside.
  • Dec 31, 2009, 09:18 PM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just Dahlia View Post
    My meat is taking a long time on the grill... I think because it is cold outside.

    That's okay, because it will take me awhile to get over there! :p

    Thanks!
  • Dec 31, 2009, 10:23 PM
    Just Dahlia
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    I never heard of an allergic reaction to mosquitoes,you poor thing.

    They should be dead here from the cold, so I don't know what's going on:eek: The reaction is just intense itching and large lumps (swelling) that itch. It all depends on where I am bitten, usually swells a 1/4 to 1/2 inch and the circumference size of a baseball.
  • Dec 31, 2009, 10:34 PM
    artlady
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just Dahlia View Post
    I love Ham!! I buy it on sale during the holidays and freeze all the leftovers for later breakfasts or dinners or beans and buns with the bone. I miss Ham, I didn't get any this year.:( Maybe that's why it wasn't a good year.
    My meat is taking a long time on the grill... I think because it is cold outside.

    I thought ham had too much water to freeze? I would have popped this baby in the freeze last week.
    Any special preps or anything and does it get soggy? I hate soggy meat.
  • Dec 31, 2009, 11:33 PM
    Just Dahlia
    Nothing special. I buy the ham with the bone (not spiral) I can leave it in the freezer uncooked or cook and then slice up to freeze. I just use freezer paper and wrap in plastic wrap and then in bags. Always is good when I pull it out.:) I've had ham sandwiches 6 months later and they were great:D and breakfast ham is perfect... ham and eggs, omelets, fritatas (sp) etc
  • Jan 1, 2010, 12:04 AM
    artlady
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just Dahlia View Post
    Nothing special. I buy the ham with the bone (not spiral) I can leave it in the freezer uncooked or cook and then slice up to freeze. I just use freezer paper and wrap in plastic wrap and then in bags. Always is good when I pull it out.:) I've had ham sandwiches 6 months later and they were great:D and breakfast ham is perfect...ham and eggs, omelets, fritatas (sp) etc

    Thanks girl,you the bomb :)

    I have made the omelette's,ham and scalloped potatoes,ham soup,ham sandwiches .
    I am so happy to know I can freeze this .I love ham and I can't even give it away right now as everyone is hammed out.Thanks hon :)
  • Jan 1, 2010, 12:40 AM
    Unknown008
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just Dahlia View Post
    They should be dead here from the cold, so I don't know what's going on:eek: The reaction is just intense itching and large lumps (swelling) that itch. It all depends on where I am bitten, usually swells a 1/4 to 1/2 inch and the circumference size of a baseball.

    What! You're saying that type of reaction is an allergic reaction? But... every time I get a mosquito bite (that can be all the year throughout), I get the same thing... except if I don't scratch the bite, it swells a little (that is about 1/4 to 1/2 inch).

    Wasp sting... ugh! I heard that it swells much more. I've never seen one though. I've been stung twice, but it swelled as much as a mosquito bite.

    Anyhoo, try to find an electric racket. I have one at home and that's awfully useful! :)

    http://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/719399...ing_Racket.jpg
  • Jan 1, 2010, 12:48 AM
    Alty

    Hubby is in bed with a headache (dead end).

    I am tipsy (okay, I'm drunk)

    It's New Years.

    This is not what I had in mind. :(

    Oh well, Happy New Year!
  • Jan 1, 2010, 12:51 AM
    Unknown008

    Lol, have a good night's sleep Alty! And Happy New Year! :)
  • Jan 1, 2010, 12:53 AM
    artlady
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Hubby is in bed with a headache (dead end).

    I am tipsy (okay, I'm drunk)

    It's New Years.

    This is not what I had in mind. :(

    Oh well, Happy New Year!

    You are not tipsy,if you were there would be no typing.

    I had a crappo night and my man has been a beouch all day with a toothache and the I thought there was another murder in my hood but it was just a shooting.I love you honey :)
  • Jan 1, 2010, 12:54 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Hubby is in bed with a headache (dead end).

    I am tipsy (okay, I'm drunk)

    It's New Years.

    This is not what I had in mind. :(

    Oh well, Happy New Year!

    Have a happy new year Alty, Clough and Unky and to all ! Just got back from the party, thank God for spellcheck...

    Alty... what's one night without? :)
  • Jan 1, 2010, 12:55 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Lol, have a good night's sleep Alty! And Happy New Year! :)

    You too sweetie.

    Hey, you'll be 18 this year!

    Watch out. Muwahahahahahah! :cool:
  • Jan 1, 2010, 12:56 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    You are not tipsy,if you were there would be no typing.

    I had a crappo night and my man has been a beouch all day with a toothache and the I thought there was another murder in my hood but it was just a shooting.I love you honey :)

    Love you right back.

    Happy New Year sweetie.

    Seems like both of our guys are just downers tonight. Sigh.
  • Jan 1, 2010, 12:56 AM
    Unknown008
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You too sweetie.

    Hey, you'll be 18 this year!

    Watch out. Muwahahahahahah! :cool:

    Waaahhhh!! :eek:
  • Jan 1, 2010, 12:57 AM
    Alty

    Quote:

    Alty... what's one night without?
    Hell! Pure hell! ;)

    Actually, I'm not feeling too great myself, but still, it would have been nice to kiss him at midnight, or even a cuddle.

    I'm just feeling sorry for myself. Ignore me.

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