Sarah, any resposnse would take us into wrong thread country... ::Groucho eyebrows ::

Still staring... need to eat something, need to sleep,.

Thinking about why it's not fair, some things should just be shared... :(:)

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Still staring...........need to eat something, need to sleep,.......

Thinking about why it's not fair, some things should just be shared..........:(:)

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Stare at the Berlitz course, bro. Then you can practice on the gal almost wearing a bikini in Italy.

I think that I have a problem Cats... why can't I just turn away??

And this foolish drooling has to stop.

Just finally made a decision... I now know for sure that I am definitely a boob guy...

Is this what an obsession or addiction feels like... Oh my... it's not all bad you know!! :) :)

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Is this what an obsession or addiction feels like.....Oh my.....it's not all bad ya know!!!!!!! :) :)

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Yes, my nicotine habit was like that. I won't put any other habits into public record.

Slowly turn away... just look at my desk...

I'm doomed I tell you... doomed! :)

Stick 'closed' your eyes with duck tape :p

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Stick 'closed' your eyes with duck tape :p

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Don't give him ideas... he'll tape his eyes OPEN... :p

Shhtttt! That's why I said 'closed'. :eek:

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Shhtttt! That's why I said 'closed'. :eek:

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At this point, he may not know the difference. :eek::cool::eek::cool::eek: Confusion sets in...

It has been 109.5 hours... h e l p me...

Does someone needs to tell Marta? :rolleyes:

If so, say it Sheriff, and be up to your title! :eek:

Huh ? :eek:

You really need to get Marta some bangles and half a bikini, String.

Stringer - we're taking up a collection in the back room for a one way ticket for you to Italy... hold on...

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Stringer - we're taking up a collection in the back room for a one way ticket for you to Italy...... hold on......

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Yeaaaa... NO:eek:... Wait!. maybe... NOoooooo... that would really get me in trouble...

Here's to the best years of your life, Stringer.

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It's like "A Clockwork Orange"... from the perspective of the orange... :rolleyes: