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  • Dec 3, 2009, 10:55 PM
    rockie100

    Funny, I would have done something like this when I was younger. But I probably wouldn't have had the guts... Now I have the guts, but the 'girls' would shake 'no' in disagreement.
  • Dec 4, 2009, 09:11 AM
    Synnen

    Sorry to get up on my soapbox, there.

    However--half of you criticizing them were women. When are we going to get past the judging of women by how skinny they are and how perky their boobs are? I GET that men aren't going to stop doing it--but it's pretty sad that women are that catty and judgmental about each other.

    No one did anything WRONG, Muddy--I'm just offended on behalf of those of us with not-so-perky boobs and not-so-skinny waists.

    And people wonder why so many women have self-confidence and body issues.

    I know this was meant to be a joke, and that I've kind of ruined the tone here--but I thought it was COOL that they did it! Not that they shouldn't have done it because of their bodies.
  • Dec 4, 2009, 09:35 AM
    NeedKarma
    Women are the worst criticizers of other women, I don't think that's a secret to anyone, they can be brutal. I'm making sure that my daughter doesn't grow up to think that her body and external looks is what she has to offer to a man.
  • Dec 4, 2009, 06:15 PM
    friend4u178

    I wonder how far down the tongues go :cool:
  • Dec 4, 2009, 06:22 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    I wonder how far down the tongues go :cool:

    All the way baby. All the way. :)
  • Dec 5, 2009, 03:52 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    All the way baby. All the way. :)

    Airbrush painting tickles, I have my doubts.
  • Dec 5, 2009, 11:33 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Airbrush painting tickles, I have my doubts.

    Which is the reason I'd never do anything like this.

    I'm allergic to most makeups, I can only imagine what paint would do. I'd probably end up with a very bad rash. :(

    Still, it would be neat. :)
  • Dec 5, 2009, 11:44 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Which is the reason I'd never do anything like this.

    I'm allergic to most makeups, I can only imagine what paint would do. I'd probably end up with a very bad rash. :(

    Still, it would be neat. :)

    If you try, make dead certain it's water based paint. I've had to trim my moustache waaay back from time to time.

    Edit: Get your mind out of my gutter. I was painting my daughter's bedroom.
  • Dec 5, 2009, 11:49 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    If you try, make dead certain it's water based paint. I've had to trim my moustache waaay back from time to time.

    Edit: Get your mind out of my gutter. I was painting my daughter's bedroom.

    My mind wasn't in your gutter until you mentioned it.

    Am I slipping? :(
  • Dec 5, 2009, 11:51 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    My mind wasn't in your gutter until you mentioned it.

    Am I slipping? :(

    Are you ill? Lay down, grab R, quick.
  • Dec 5, 2009, 11:54 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Are you ill? Lay down, grab R, quick.

    R's working today. The boss needed him to come in.

    Here's the bad part. We had a blizzard yesterday, really bad. Right now I can barely get out my front door. The snow drifts are 6 feet high in places. It's not fun driving, or walking.

    The kids are having a blast though. It's only -15C so they're outside playing.

    Ah to be young again. All I see is a bunch of snow that needs to be shoveled. :(
  • Dec 5, 2009, 11:56 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    R's working today. The boss needed him to come in.:(

    Then I guess you'll have to let KP out. We all know you've kidnapped him.
  • Dec 5, 2009, 11:58 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Then I guess you'll have to let KP out. We all know you've kidnapped him.

    I wish. That man is playing hard to get. Heck, he's playing impossible to get.

    No KP, no DrJ, M is awol a lot lately and Sneezy has forgotten about us completely.

    Am I that scary? It seems that only you can handle me Cats. :cool:
  • Dec 5, 2009, 12:00 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I wish. That man is playing hard to get. Heck, he's playing impossible to get.

    No KP, no DrJ, M is awol a lot lately and Sneezy has forgotten about us completely.

    Am I that scary? It seems that only you can handle me Cats. :cool:

    Validation, at last.
  • Dec 5, 2009, 12:09 PM
    Unknown008

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Alty
    It seems that only you can handle me Cats.

    For the time being Alty... :eek:
  • Dec 5, 2009, 12:11 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    For the time being Alty... :eek:

    Is that a subtle reminder that you'll be eighteen soon?
  • Dec 5, 2009, 12:18 PM
    Unknown008

    That wasn't what I was thinking Cats.

    You see, KP, Sneezy, DrJ were here a lot in the past (not so way back) but now, all of them aren't as frequent on here. Therefore nothing guarantees that anyone can handle Alty :eek:

    Oh, there is Stringer :)
  • Dec 5, 2009, 12:20 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    That wasn't what I was thinking Cats.

    You see, KP, Sneezy, DrJ were here a lot in the past (not so way back) but now, all of them aren't as frequent on here. Therefore nothing guarantees that anyone can handle Alty :eek:

    Oh, there is Stringer :)

    Shucks, I was hoping for some help.
  • Dec 5, 2009, 12:27 PM
    Alty

    I'm not an easy gal to handle, but I'm willing to give newbies a try. :)

    Does that sound slutty? :eek:
  • Dec 5, 2009, 12:29 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I'm not an easy gal to handle:

    As Cat keeps saying, I'm not easy but I can be tricked. She even gave me a business card with that on it.

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