I wonder what would happen if you ran over a ninja...

Damn... I need to find out..

Lol! Either he gets killed, or he uses his martial arts to vanish and evade the car, lol :p

That one made me laugh. Could you imagine if you were in that position that guy was in with his son? Lmao

If the ninja uses his/her superhuman powers of flexibility, speed and strength to avoid the car, did you run over him? :confused:

By the way, can we develop a sarcasm font that actually drips sarcasm?

I don't know Cat... he would then get 'fakely' run over. :D

When you're laughing,I'm crying.:confused:
It's so long that I cann't get the point if I don't spend 2+ hours...

Lol! :p Take your time shihouzhuge :) Your ease in english will gradually come, don't worry.

Whew...
OK it is official.
I am more normal than I imagined.

I don't know why Firmy, that made me laugh hard! Phew!

I am so totally impressed - every one of those was funny, I love this list, I am IN love with this list (now, if the sarcasm font you were talking about existed, someone could use it to tell me to marry the list.. )

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I am so totally impressed - every one of those was funny, I love this list, I am IN love with this list (now, if the sarcasm font you were talking about existed, someone could use it to tell me to marry the list..)

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That is funny aliseaodo. This is one of the best things I have found.

Dearly Beloved,

We are gathered here to join Aliseaodo ...

Nope, still can't find the font.

Or... perhaps we could assign a font to the 'sarcasm font', taking forward the idea of Cats? :rolleyes:

Ok, 1st try:
Sarcasm

fsssssss


Edit: Oops

I love this.
This is my fav one, "Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it." Seriously, I've watched a movie a time or two that I saw when I was younger and said out loud, "What the hell. I had no idea!"

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Originally Posted by Just Dahlia

Those were GREAT!!!:D
I laughed out loud on most, like map quest, a missed phone call.

You mentioned obituaries? I missed it and went back and scanned and still missed it:confused:

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I love your signature,it interested me ,haha:D

Speaking of the sarcasm font...


At his meeting with Britains Queen Elizabeth , Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd turned to the Queen and said:

As I'm the Prime Minister, I'm thinking of changing how my great country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."

The Queen replied, "I'm sorry Mr. Rudd, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

Rudd thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?"

To which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr. Rudd."

Rudd thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replied : "Sorry again, Mr. Rudd, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."

Before Rudd could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country."

First, how did I miss this thread? Am I not on the mailing list anymore?

Second, M, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. :)

Third, my favorite, Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"

That was me today. Who says S as in sphincter? :(

Love them all Adam.

Adam - Keep them coming. Some were hilarious.