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  • Aug 11, 2009, 09:54 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    I say Eh all the time. Does that mean when i move to Alberta everybody will think i am newfie?

    No, you'll blend Joe, no worries. ;)

    If you move to Sherwood Park then you'll really blend.

    One tip, if you do move to SP, if you get pulled over don't mention that you know me
    I hate to see friends in jail. ;)
  • Aug 11, 2009, 10:57 AM
    shazamataz

    JH Your new avi is distubing! :eek:

    Nah, I still think you all say Aboot, Eh and live in igloos ;)
  • Aug 11, 2009, 11:01 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    JH Your new avi is distubing! :eek:

    Nah, I still think you all say Aboot, Eh and live in igloos ;)

    And drink Molsen
  • Aug 11, 2009, 11:04 AM
    NeedKarma
    No one drinks Molson anymore. Jeez, most of us drink canadian versions of american beer... or great local microbrewery beers.

    Great list Alten, they're all true!

    Joe, are you giving up being a maritimer?? Et tu, Brute? I'll be the only one!
  • Aug 11, 2009, 11:09 AM
    Alty

    Molson is for sissy's. ;)

    Real Canadians drink Kokanee! :)
  • Aug 11, 2009, 11:10 AM
    NeedKarma
    Not an east coast vs west coast battle! LOL!
  • Aug 11, 2009, 01:47 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by NeedKarma View Post
    No one drinks Molson anymore. Jeez, most of us drink canadian versions of american beer... or great local microbrewery beers.

    Great list Alten, they're all true!

    Joe, are you giving up being a maritimer??? et tu, Brute? I'll be the only one!

    People have convinced me to go to the dark side of the moon lol

    There is no going back now. Although I guess Labatt blue is not that bad, although I do enjoy my Moosehead Dry. Might have to stock up. (;
  • Aug 11, 2009, 01:57 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    People have convinced me to go to the dark side of the moon lol

    There is no going back now. Although I guess Labatt blue is not that bad, although I do enjoy my Moosehead Dry. Might have to stock up. (;

    We have all that and more in Alberta Joe, you won't have to go without. ;)
  • Aug 11, 2009, 02:06 PM
    Alty

    Joe, did you post something?

    It's blank. :(
  • Aug 11, 2009, 02:11 PM
    s_cianci
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    It's actually been very mild lately in Sydney , today its about 18C and sunny. Only 3 weeks of winter left :)


    Joe
    Thats scary :eek:

    You call 18C "winter?" Lol!
  • Aug 11, 2009, 02:15 PM
    JoeCanada76


    This pretty much sums it all up. Lol
  • Aug 11, 2009, 02:17 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by s_cianci View Post
    You call 18C "winter?" Lol!

    Exactly! That's summer! :D
  • Aug 11, 2009, 03:16 PM
    earl237
    I'm Canadian and I totally get nearly all of these jokes. Well said! I find 2 degrees warm when my American friends are freezing, but I find 30 degrees is like an oven when they find it pleasant.
  • Aug 11, 2009, 03:24 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by earl237 View Post
    I'm Canadian and I totally get nearly all of these jokes. Well said! I find 2 degrees warm when my American friends are freezing, but I find 30 degrees is like an oven when they find it pleasant.

    30 degrees is not fit for man nor beast. Air conditioning is the only option when it gets that hot! ;)

    3 degrees, it's a bit chilly, probably wouldn't wear shorts, but I don't need a jacket, or a long sleeve shirt.

    Yes, I am Canadian! :D
  • Aug 11, 2009, 03:44 PM
    Catsmine
    Ha! It got to 39 Celsius here today, you wimps.
  • Aug 11, 2009, 03:47 PM
    JoeCanada76

    Hmmm,
  • Aug 11, 2009, 03:48 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Ha! It got to 39 Celsius here today, you wimps.

    OMG! That's hot enough to cook meat! How do you survive?

    Are you melting?

    You must be melting.

    Wimps? Wait a minute.

    How are you in -30 degrees celsius? You want to try it? We'll see who's a wimp. :D
  • Aug 11, 2009, 03:49 PM
    Catsmine
    I know how to wear a parka, and shorts, and long johns. So there.
  • Aug 11, 2009, 03:51 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    I know how to wear a parka, and shorts, and long johns. So there.

    See now, that's what makes you a wimp.

    Canadians don't wear long johns, or a parka, until it gets to -40.
  • Aug 11, 2009, 03:55 PM
    Catsmine
    But long johns make such GREAT sleepwear

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