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  • Jun 17, 2009, 06:47 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    So...that is your hand on my neck?!?!?!? :rolleyes:

    Naw, KP got jealous of you and Alty.
  • Jun 17, 2009, 08:18 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Naw, KP got jealous of you and Alty.

    Oh... understood.:rolleyes:
  • Jun 19, 2009, 07:51 PM
    twinkiedooter

    Say, this really works guys! I've already dunked my crappy neighbor so many times his skin is getting worse than wrinkled from being in the water, he's actually turning blue and his eyes are bulging out! I'll have to pick on someone else when he moves soon. Oh well, it's fun while it lasts!
  • Jun 19, 2009, 08:39 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by twinkiedooter View Post
    Say, this really works guys! I've already dunked my crappy neighbor so many times his skin is getting worse than wrinkled from being in the water, he's actually turning blue and his eyes are bulging out!! I'll have to pick on someone else when he moves soon. Oh well, it's fun while it lasts!!

    Yeah... wear gloves too Twink, that water is hard on your hands... cracks and dries them. :D

    This is getting to be hard work you know? I haven't gotten even a third of the way into my waiting line.
  • Jun 19, 2009, 09:02 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Yeah...wear gloves too Twink, that water is hard on your hands...cracks and dries them. :D

    This is getting to be hard work ya know? I haven't gotten even a third of the way into my waiting line.

    Try a knee in the midsection as you put them under, boss. It doesn't take as long.
  • Jun 19, 2009, 09:34 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Try a knee in the midsection as you put them under, boss. It doesn't take as long.

    Yep, that might help... my arms are getting very tired... may need the deputies and staff... to help.

    Geese... look at that line, it just goes on and on... :rolleyes:
  • Jun 19, 2009, 09:43 PM
    Stringer

    WAIT?? Are we just allowed to do this on Tuesdays? That doesn't seem fair...
  • Jun 20, 2009, 03:58 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    WAIT???? Are we just allowed to do this on Tuesdays? That doesn't seem fair.....

    Ruh roh, I've been at it 7 days a week. Course the first two were alpabetizing the line, but I'm still only down to "Ai..."
  • Jun 20, 2009, 09:38 AM
    twinkiedooter
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Try a knee in the midsection as you put them under, boss. It doesn't take as long.

    Hey, thanks for the tip. Only problem is he keeps thrashing around too much for the knee trick to work that well. Have to try a few cinderblocks and see if that speeds up the process...
  • Jun 20, 2009, 01:00 PM
    Stringer

    (Gotta be a way to make a buck here... :rolleyes:)

    Hey look guys... I am selling/renting these handcuffs... :D
  • Jun 20, 2009, 03:09 PM
    Catsmine
    Cinderblocks... 25% off!!

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