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  • Jan 18, 2009, 07:52 AM
    KC13
    Part of a song? "Blow me, blow me, blow me a kiss..."
  • Jan 18, 2009, 07:54 AM
    KC13
    This sign is everywhere: "ALL DELIVERIES IN REAR":o
  • Jan 18, 2009, 11:56 AM
    KC13
    Prison warning: "HARDENED CRIMINALS COME HERE". EEEEWWWW!!
  • Jan 18, 2009, 07:54 PM
    retsoksirhc

    Smoked Sausage.
  • Jan 19, 2009, 08:18 AM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by retsoksirhc View Post
    Smoked Sausage.

    Made me laugh.

    Only funnier food entrapped in casings is lil' weenies. *snicker* I swear guys are always 14 at some level...

    Uhm... not exactly in line with the OP'd? but a line from the movie spaceballs...

    An aside... why the hell can't I remember the names of my wife's cousins stepkids from the second marriage or the damn combination lock combo. At the gym or where in the world I put my other set of keys but I can remember a dumb phrase from a dumb movie seen a dozen and change years ago?

    Need to defrag my brain, I swear...

    Anyway... the quote... about the "vacuum cleaner" Mega Maid spaceship thingy... "she's gone from suck to blow!"

    I guess as long as we're in that star wars spoof, I might as well include "may the schwartz be with you"?
  • Jan 19, 2009, 08:20 AM
    kp2171
    Wow... didn't remember most of these lines. Classic, dumb, meaningless movie.

    Spaceballs Movie Quotes
  • Jan 19, 2009, 10:17 AM
    southerngalps

    This was from the love guru... quite a few good ones in that...

    If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle Jack off an elephant?

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