The brochure says you can watch football, then check for ignored speech from girlfriend/wife during commercials. Cool...

But, can you watch a chick flick and then check for ignored speech from boyfriend/hubby/kids? If so, then it's really cool. :)

Looks like the selector switch can be set to either boyfriend or hubby. Doesn't appear to offer the option of ignoring kids... oh wait, the single-mom model does kids or exes. ;)

Darnit, another loophole. I'm not a single mom, now what? :(

It sucks to be me.

It's OK... set the switch for kids, it also works for most boyfriends/hubbies.:rolleyes: Sucks to be you? There's the answer to the question that brought us here... ;)

Ah, very good young grasshopper, I do believe that is the answer we seek. :)

Ah, Grasshoppah not so young. Mastah truly is blind! (bow) You have my gwatitude...

I bet that Master is older than grasshopper.

Ssshhh! No pop bubble, avatar hot!:p

Okay, you want to live in a bubble, who am I to pop it? ;)

I'm under 40, that's still young. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I bet that Master is older than grasshopper.

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How much did I win?

I should ask to see identification showing your age. ;)

I'm willing to take your word for it, so you've won a beautiful AMHD T-shirt which will be delivered within 10 -100 years, give or take a few days. :)

Here you go... :cool: Lousy BMV photo, it's not my good side...

Really. Either way, life can suck. It depend on how you live it. Your personality is what can make you beautiful too! ;)

I heard if you have to choose to have sex with a pretty girl or a not so pretty one, chose the not so pretty one. They have to work harder to please and therefore usually are a better overall experience.

Paper or plastic?

Never use plastic. That's traceable.

A long time ago, in a land far far away, I was considered the "pretty girl" but most times guys wouldn't approach me. I found out later that they were intimidated by me, and I was too shy (back then) to approach them. It's funny how looks can have such an impact on how people treat each other.

Personally, I think beauty is skin deep, I've met tons of people who are gorgeous on the outside, but get to know them and, bleh, not so hot. The reverse is true as well.

Wow, I'm getting all mushy, someone stop me! :(

I'll go get help. In the meantime, continue...

But, but, I don't like mushy Alty, she's horrible! I like tough Alty, she's fun, and get's the job done.

Besides, I need to get to bed, a girl needs her beauty rest, and these days I can't get enough sleep. ;)

Night kids, be good. :)