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Originally Posted by Stormy69

Also. walk behind people with a small squirt bottle of water,, as you fake a big sneeze give them a quick squirt on the back of the neck LOl( I've done this actually people are SO touchy! :D

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You want to aim for touchy.. Not that I recommend trying this one, but... In the 80's, comedian Howie Mandel used to joke about doing the same thing in an adult movie theater with a squirt gun filled with hand lotion. Make sure you get a seat close to the exit. :D

Speak in monotone and laugh in monotone and in rhythm. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha