Ha! Replace all the creams that she use with like super glue or foot cream! Or, her face wash can be replaced with hair removal cream! LOL! Make sure you add water or something...

What really gets me I when (cos I ontlive wth my man)hist rooms a tip, can't be arsed cleaning it, but won't let me do it because ts 'his stuff' when did crisp packet and beer cans constitute stuff?

Snoring and buying things we don't need.