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  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:12 PM
    startover22
    Geeze guys... I always heard us LEFTY's Were the coolest in the whole farkin world! I believe it tooooooooo;)
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:13 PM
    Alty
    Starty, only other lefty's think that. ;) Kidding sweetie, you know we love you, even if you are left handed. :)
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:14 PM
    startover22
    Aarggg me matey! Grrrrr:)
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:15 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    I can use both hands, so I'm cooler than leftys and rightys.
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:18 PM
    startover22
    Never cooler than me Champ... ;)
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:19 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    Is that a challenge...
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:22 PM
    startover22
    I was hoping you would leave it at that! LMAO
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:28 PM
    Alty
    Oh no, do I hear a challenge, DBC Starty can't resist a challenge, can your Starty?
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:30 PM
    startover22
    I can if I am not in the right place. We can't use this as chat... we gotsta move on!
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:32 PM
    Alty
    Eeek, did I start it again? Sorry, I will stop. Meet me at Sneezy's
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:32 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    I thought so
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:39 PM
    startover22
    AWWW, Damn, what makes you think you are cooler?
    Hmmmmm??
    I will tell you why I am, I am a LEFTY for one.
    I gave birth to four beautiful children...
    I can pretend to know kung fu really really good...
    I clean, I bake, I sew, I do crafts, I am nice, I can kick some mighty buns if I have to, but don't like to, cause I am a lover not a fighter... LMAO
    I am the best lip syncer in the world... LMAO again
    I can put my legs behind my head...
    I love my grandparents... I take good care of them too!
    I, I, I, love collectible chickens...
    I am cool Champ! BUT, I admit that you are cool too!
    ;):);):)
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:47 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    AWWW, Damn, what makes you think you are cooler?
    hmmmmm???
    I will tell you why I am, I am a LEFTY for one.
    I gave birth to four beautiful children.......
    I can pretend to know kung fu really really good.....
    I clean, I bake, I sew, I do crafts, I am nice, I can kick some mighty buns if I have to, but don't like to, cause I am a lover not a fighter.......LMAO
    I am the best lip syncer in the world....LMAO again
    I can put my legs behind my head......
    I love my grandparents......I take good care of them too!!
    I, I, I, love collectable chickens......
    I am cool Champ! BUT, I admit that you are cool too!
    ;):);):)

    Im ambidextrous
    I have no kids for a date to worry about
    I know kung fu
    I can cook a damn good thanksgiving dinner
    I was trained to kick buns
    I am mostly a fighter than a lover
    I can put my legs up someone's a$$
    And I am short and to the point.
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:47 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    And now I'm bored, I draw.
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:51 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

    Which is honestly about equal to the number of calories burned having sex for half an hour or so.

    In a comic note, here's a site that addresses that issue in a humorous manner... not primary research here folks... this ones a joke
    Calories Burned During Sex
  • Apr 29, 2008, 08:18 PM
    starbuck8
    LMAO... looks like you guys had lotsa fun here today... silly kids, LOL!

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