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  • Apr 24, 2008, 09:34 PM
    Alty
    Hey, could it be "Do you get it?" GYGI? Maybe?
  • Apr 24, 2008, 09:35 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    You know what's really sad, I'm 19( I think that still counts as a teenager) and I don't know what that means.
  • Apr 24, 2008, 09:37 PM
    Alty
    That is sad, you should know this stuff, I'm to old, 37, and not willing to learn. I will give it a guess though, but most times I'm wrong, really wrong. ;)
  • Apr 24, 2008, 09:38 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    Wait a second, maybe that's it. I know now, I'm supposed to be angry at the text. My little brother is going to get an eyeful of complete sentences on his cellphone tomorrow.
  • Apr 24, 2008, 09:41 PM
    Alty
    Hee, hee, you tell him, let him have it. I don't even know how to text, heck I haven't paid for more minutes on my cell phone in over 4 months, I just don't need it.

    My computer however, no one can touch, can't live without it, not going to happen. Back away from the computer, it's mine, mine, mine. No computer = No AMHD = Death. :(
  • Apr 24, 2008, 09:43 PM
    N0help4u
    I am still trying to get over whatever happened to groovy and how crack up went from to laugh hard to doing drugs
    And now we don't crack up to laugh hard we go Rolling on the Floor laughing my A$$ off!
  • Apr 24, 2008, 09:44 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Hee, hee, you tell him, let him have it. I don't even know how to text, heck I haven't paid for more minutes on my cell phone in over 4 months, I just don't need it.

    My computer however, no one can touch, can't live without it, not gonna happen. Back away from the computer, it's mine, mine, mine. No computer = No AMHD = Death. :(

    All right Alty, calm down, back away from the monitor and put down the mouse.
  • Apr 24, 2008, 09:44 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    No one wants to get hurt here tonight.
  • Apr 24, 2008, 09:45 PM
    Alty
    I'm with you on that one NoHelp, it's sad. When my kids become teens I'm going to need an interpreter, I already do. ;)
  • Apr 24, 2008, 09:46 PM
    N0help4u
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Hee, hee, you tell him, let him have it. I don't even know how to text, heck I haven't paid for more minutes on my cell phone in over 4 months, I just don't need it.

    My computer however, no one can touch, can't live without it, not gonna happen. Back away from the computer, it's mine, mine, mine. No computer = No AMHD = Death. :(

    YIkes I'd hate to see it when you get a power outage or your server goes down!! :eek:
  • Apr 24, 2008, 09:47 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Da Bigchamp
    Alright Alty, calm down, back away from the monitor and put down the mouse.

    Can't make me, no way, not going to happen, I must have my computer. And the mouse is my buddy, can't put him down. Take away my car, take away my clothes, take away my shoes, but leave my computer alone! ;)
  • Apr 24, 2008, 09:49 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Can't make me, no way, not going to happen, I must have my computer. And the mouse is my buddy, can't put him down. Take away my car, take away my clothes, take away my shoes, but leave my computer alone! ;)

    Take away your clothes...


    So you can sit naked at the computer doing God knows what.
  • Apr 24, 2008, 09:49 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by N0help4u
    YIkes I'd hate to see it when you get a power outage or your server goes down!!!:eek:

    I was on here last night and something was going on with the site, I couldn't answer any posts, I couldn't read any, it was sad. It lasted for 17 minutes, it seemed like 17 days. I think I might be addicted to this site, I may have a problem. Thank goodness there are people here who can help me. ;) :) :p :D :cool:
  • Apr 24, 2008, 09:49 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Da Bigchamp
    Take away your clothes........................................... ..................................................


    so you can sit naked at the computer doing God knows what.


    How do you know I don't already? :D :eek:
  • Apr 24, 2008, 09:50 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    I was on here last night and something was going on with the site, I couldn't answer any posts, I couldn't read any, it was sad. It lasted for 17 minutes, it seemed like 17 days. I think I might be addicted to this site, I may have a problem. Thank goodness there are people here who can help me. ;) :) :p :D :cool:

    We will help you, just put down the mouse... hey what are you doing, put that knife down...


    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  • Apr 24, 2008, 09:53 PM
    N0help4u
    Poweroutage tomorrow in Altenweg's neighborhood... ooops... did I say that!
  • Apr 24, 2008, 09:53 PM
    Alty
    Giggle. That's a good one Da BigChamp. We have to give you a nickname, Da BigChamp is too much to remember for an old fart like me. How about DaBC, or DBC, Champy? What's your pleasure, which one do you like?
  • Apr 24, 2008, 09:54 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by N0help4u
    Poweroutage tomorrow in Altenweg's neighborhood......ooops....did I say that!

    Nooooooooooo, anything but that. It already snowed like crazy this week, a power outage would push me over the edge, and one foot and arm are already dangling. Not good! ;)
  • Apr 24, 2008, 09:56 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    I like the second one, the last one seems like a special at Kentucky Fried Chicken. DBC, hmmm has a nice ring to it.


    PS: and you are not an old fart.
  • Apr 24, 2008, 09:58 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    Alty, you need help... just put that knife down... ok then, stab me, but where are you going to hide the body. Burying my body would take away valuable AMHD time... seriously, put that knife down, I'm getting nervous

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