Startover22 agrees: Holy crap... you have got to be kidding??
Not kidding, Starty. My mum is priceless... she joined the Jehovas Witness for a short time to keep her friend company and apparently she had them crying on the floor in tears of laughter at their meetings... I don't know how anyone can do that, except that I know my mum could. I would have loved to have been there.