I am trying not to wake Cats up by laughing out loud. :p
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LMAO!
Now that's funny Stringer.
What happens when a blonde gets bored with a tongue piercing a lip ring?
20 minutes of being stuck
Bunnies are waaaaaay more delicious than cats.
Cats don't destroy my garden.
I gave up long ago trying to rid of them Meh, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em?
I feed them now. I find if I feed them my old fruits and veggies in the back of the house, they stay out of my garden.
We've started a different plan. I pull the hair from my hairbrush and hang it around the garden fence.
And the hubby pees around the edges every few days.
Seems to be working!
Brush and drink...
They really are a nuisance. Yesterday they simply bit off all the new sprouts on new planting and left them there, didn't eat them. Just plain vandalism (period)
Speaking of peeing on people.
Indy has now lost his ability to hold it.
I went to the doctors today, then went to visit a friend. Usually Indy sleeps until around 4pm, mainly because he's up all night pacing, panting, barking. Today he apparently woke up while I was gone, got to the front foyer, laid down, peed and pooed everywhere.
I came hope to a foyer full of feces and pee, a very stinky wet dog, and a headache. :(
I feel horrible for not being here when he had to go out. He looked so disgusted with himself. :(
Good news though. Operation soon. My doctor just needs to call the specialist that did the colonoscopy, book a time, blood transfusion to up my hemoglobin, and then surgery. :)
Good news Alty, I know it will all turn out well.
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
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How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently' she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered -
'Is that one word or two?'[/B]
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