Great Way - Snotr

Webdesign clients in real life - Snotr

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Originally Posted by hheath541

Webdesign clients in real life - Snotr

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I found that VERY interesting. I have had clients that decide not to pay and I want to go back to their establishment and take my F... ing compressor out and see what they do at that point.

OK... over it now... lets get back to funny:D

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Originally Posted by Just Dahlia

AGAIN...What are you talking about:confused:

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I think she fell into the wrong thread somehow. Either that or she's clinically insane.

The Best card trick ever , how does he do this??

Best Card Trick Ever

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

The Best card trick ever , how does he do this ???

Best Card Trick Ever

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I have no idea M! He is really amazing, good find buddy! :)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

The Best card trick ever , how does he do this ???

Best Card Trick Ever

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What the hell :eek:

This is interesting, not as much as M's card trick though, that was good.

Palindrome of a Lost Generation | Tammy Camp

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

The Best card trick ever , how does he do this ???

Best Card Trick Ever

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OK I have to look at it again and see if I can do the hand thingy:D I am way behind on the card trick, whick was GREAT:eek:
I love that crap:D

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Originally Posted by Stringer

This is interesting, not as much as M's card trick though, that was good.

Palindrome of a Lost Generation | Tammy Camp

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I thought I wasn't going to be quick enough to get it and attempted to concentrate, but there was no need:D Cool:)

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Originally Posted by Just Dahlia

I thought I wasn't going to be quick enough to get it and attempted to concentrate, but there was no need:D Cool:)

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It was cool wasn't it.

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies.

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book?' she replies.

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.


MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

Ever had Ethiopian food?












Neither have they

Is there something missing? Or do I just belong on the short bus today? I'm confused.

I once rode the short bus

The joke was just wrong. Haha
Ethiopia everyone starves

I'm going to head down to the farmer's market tomorrow.

Know how to tell if they're fresh?

They squeeze you!

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies.

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book?' she replies.

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.


MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

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Excellence again! :)

And, this is considered to be a "few" funnies? :p

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Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx

I'm gonna head down to the farmer's market tomorow.

Know how to tell if they're fresh?

They squeeze you!

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Hey, that was pretty good! :p

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies.

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book?' she replies.

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.


MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

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I have this posted in my library, and on my wall at work. This might well be my favorite joke of all time.