You know that you're at a redneck wedding when the doves are released and 300 members get out their rifles. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You know that you're at a redneck wedding when the doves are released and 300 members get out their rifles. ;)

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Or you don't have cake, you have ice cream cones at the local low-end restaurant. That was a good chocolate cone

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You know that you're at a redneck wedding when the doves are released and 300 members get out their rifles. ;)

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The Canadian blows the hunting joke.

Ya hunts dove with a shotgun, gal.

Vicar booking into a hotel asks the receptionist "Is the Porn channel in my room disabled ?"



"No" she replies "its just regular porn you sick bastard"

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

The Canadian blows the hunting joke.

Ya hunts dove with a shotgun, gal.

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Wouldn't a shotgun blow them to bits? How can you eat dove bits?

I stand by the rifle. :)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Vicar booking into a hotel asks the receptionist "Is the Porn channel in my room disabled ?"



"No" she replies "its just regular porn you sick bastard"

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So wrong! So very wrong! Love it! :p

I don't get it

OOOO no I get it

Fmylife.com

Great for a few laughs

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Wouldn't a shotgun blow them to bits? How can you eat dove bits?

I stand by the rifle. :)

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Season Shot - Ammo with flavor.

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

Season Shot - Ammo with flavor.

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Now I'm getting lessons on Ammo?

The education I get from this site is priceless. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Now I'm getting lessons on Ammo?

The education I get from this site is priceless. :)

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Absolutely right. I certainly wouldn't pay for it.

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

Absolutely right. I certainly wouldn't pay for it.

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LOL! But I've taught you a few things. You wouldn't pay for my knowledge? None of it? Really?

I can't say any more, it's W.T. material. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

LOL! But I've taught you a few things. You wouldn't pay for my knowledge? None of it? Really?

I can't say any more, it's W.T. material. ;)

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I thought you two were trading 'knowledge'. ;)

THE TEA PARTY

When I was a toddler, someone had given me a little Tea Set as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course.

After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!"

My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy.

She watches him drink it up and then says, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place that a toddler can reach to get water is the toilet?"

You know, Moms are just so smart:) I thought that right away:rolleyes: But Dad (no offense) is clueless:D

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Originally Posted by Stringer

She watches him drink it up and then says, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place that a toddler can reach to get water is the toilet?"

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Luckily for Cats, our children learned how to reach the bathroom sink and turn the water on by the time they were two. Unfortunately, it took them longer to learn how to turn the water off. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Just Dahlia

You know, Moms are just so smart:) I thought that right away:rolleyes: But Dad (no offense) is clueless:D

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I guess we aren't just as deductive in some things. :(

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

Luckily for Cats, our children learned how to reach the bathroom sink and turn the water on by the time they were two. Unfortunately, it took them longer to learn how to turn the water off. :rolleyes:

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When I would hear the toilet flush two or three times I came running as fast as I could.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

When I would hear the toilet flush two or three times I came running as fast as I could.

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It is amazing how fast a panicked parent can sprint. :D