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Originally Posted by Synnen

We've started a different plan. I pull the hair from my hairbrush and hang it around the garden fence.

And the hubby pees around the edges every few days.

Seems to be working!

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this post definitely makes me want a salad from your garden!

=) kidding

Just pretend the hair is some new European bean sprouts, and the pee is like a lemon pepper seasoning. :p

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Good news Alty, I know it will all turn out well.


An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
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How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered -

'Is that one word or two?'[/B]

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That was great, I had to go back and read it again.:D

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Aurora_Bell agrees : I still don't get it :(

LOL Bella... you haven't changed ;)

In-frequently

Is it "in and frequently"?

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Is it "in and frequently"?

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No if's and's or butts about it!!