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  • Jan 26, 2010, 07:36 PM
    ohsohappy
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    Can someone tell me why?
    Who the heck does this? And what is the purpose?
  • Jan 26, 2010, 07:37 PM
    NeedKarma
    Never look for logic in women's fashions.
  • Jan 26, 2010, 07:39 PM
    Fr_Chuck

    Fashion? I thought she was just deformed
  • Jan 26, 2010, 08:54 PM
    Just Dahlia
    Sick, it's just sick that I can be copied that easily:rolleyes:
    Although I look much better in the HOG boobs:D
  • Jan 26, 2010, 09:13 PM
    EmoPrincess

    And I thought I was piggish
  • Jan 26, 2010, 09:13 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just Dahlia View Post
    Sick, it's just sick that I can be copied that easily:rolleyes:
    Although I look much better in the HOG boobs:D

    Do you have any pics JD :D
  • Jan 26, 2010, 09:47 PM
    ohsohappy

    There are so many pictures like this on stumble upon, they're the kind that you don't want to look at but you can't help but staring. Might as well post your own, if you find any that aren't too disgusting.. .
  • Jan 26, 2010, 09:59 PM
    friend4u178
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    W . T . F :eek:




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  • Jan 27, 2010, 09:25 AM
    Just Dahlia
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    W . T . F :eek:




    Attachment 28544

    What the hell is that and WHY?:eek:
  • Jan 27, 2010, 09:29 AM
    NeedKarma
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just Dahlia View Post
    What the hell is that and WHY?:eek:

    It's "art".
  • Jan 27, 2010, 09:31 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just Dahlia View Post
    What the hell is that and WHY?:eek:

    Looks like a model of something from "Avatar" or some other sci-fi thing. I find it kind of disturbing. Does that make it "art?"
  • Jan 27, 2010, 09:54 AM
    ohsohappy

    I've seen it before. It's supposed to be a dog/human. Also, it's very gross.
  • Jan 27, 2010, 10:51 AM
    WordSiren

    Say how did you get ohsohappy :)
  • Jan 27, 2010, 10:53 AM
    ohsohappy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by WordSiren View Post
    Say how did you get ohsohappy :)


    I'm an optimistic and positive person most of the time, and I thought it was a good name, so that's how I got ohsohappy, but sometimes I can get ohsoangry or ohsosad. Mostly I'm just ohsohuman. :)
  • Jan 27, 2010, 10:55 AM
    NeedKarma
    In response to the human-dog art, I found the original artist: Patricia Piccinini

    Signed,

    NK, internet librarian
  • Jan 27, 2010, 10:57 AM
    ohsohappy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by NeedKarma View Post
    In response to the human-dog art, I found the original artist: Patricia Piccinini

    signed,

    NK, internet librarian

    I think she needs some psycological assistance.
  • Jan 27, 2010, 10:59 AM
    spitvenom

    It takes a lot to disturb me but that dog/women thing did it. That thing is going to be chasing me in my dreams until I die.
  • Jan 27, 2010, 11:04 AM
    redhed35

    I loved the dog/women art!

    What a fantasic imagination,and the talent to make it look real and disturbing... its brillent.

    Granted in saying that I would not like it in my hallway,but as an exhibition piece its amazing.
  • Jan 27, 2010, 11:06 AM
    Unknown008

    Really disturbing :eek:
  • Jan 27, 2010, 11:38 AM
    ohsohappy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    i loved the dog/women art!

    what a fantasic imagination,and the talent to make it look real and disturbing...its brillent.

    granted in saying that i would not like it in my hallway,but as an exhibition piece its amazing.

    I think it's terrifying
  • Jan 27, 2010, 11:47 AM
    redhed35

    There was a film years ago,the island of dr. Moreau, this doctor had bred half animal half human hybrid type thingys.. now that was creepy.
  • Jan 27, 2010, 11:49 AM
    spitvenom

    I remember that movie I think they redid it a while back. I remember going to see it with my friend and we were the only 2 people in the theater. That was fun.
  • Jan 27, 2010, 11:55 AM
    redhed35
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by spitvenom View Post
    I remember that movie I think they redid it a while back. I remember going to see it with my friend and we were the only 2 people in the theater. That was fun.

    The babysitter let us watch it when we were quite young... frightend the bejesus out of us,I never watched it again,but still remember it.
  • Feb 2, 2010, 12:24 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    I felt dirty when I saw the first picture, and then the seccond really just did it for me... I need a shower.
  • Feb 2, 2010, 12:43 PM
    Alty

    Anyone remember "The Fly" I think it was the second one, with the son. Remember the dog that got turned inside out in the machine?

    That was disturbing.

    I'll never watch that movie again!
  • Feb 2, 2010, 12:48 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Eww that was a disturbing movie, I can remember watching that as a kid, and thinking how crazy-realistic it seemd!
  • Feb 2, 2010, 10:34 PM
    ohsohappy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Anyone remember "The Fly" I think it was the second one, with the son. Remember the dog that got turned inside out in the machine?

    That was disturbing.

    I'll never watch that movie again!

    I will never ever wath that. I'd have nightmares.
  • Feb 7, 2010, 06:49 AM
    shazamataz

    Here's some more for you ohso,

    http://www.fashionoffice.org/foto/20...food9-2008.jpg
    Yes, that is an octopus.

    http://www.untitledarchive.com/post_..._Bacon-Bra.jpg
    Yes, that is bacon.

    http://i31.tinypic.com/x38i28.jpg
    Taxidermy headband anyone?
  • Feb 7, 2010, 07:14 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    I like the baccon bra, it could really... spice things up!
  • Feb 7, 2010, 07:27 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    I like the baccon bra, it could really...spice things up!

    It's really good wrapped around Filets and Cheese Dogs, but how do you crisp a boob?
  • Feb 7, 2010, 07:29 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    I think you'd have to use your imagination ;)
  • Feb 7, 2010, 07:32 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    I think you'd have to use your imagination ;)

    BDSM, OK, but frying?? :eek::eek::eek:
  • Feb 7, 2010, 07:34 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    Lol, I'm just saying it could really heat things up is all...

    BDSM?
  • Feb 7, 2010, 08:02 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    BDSM?

    Sticks and stones may break my bones

    But whips and chains excite me.

    I'll lay you down and tie you up

    And spank you 'til you like me.
  • Feb 7, 2010, 08:06 AM
    Aurora_Bell
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Sticks and stones may break my bones

    But whips and chains excite me.

    I'll lay you down and tie you up

    And spank you 'til you like me.



    Hahahaha, I kind of figured.
    That's a good one. Lol
    You made my morning.:D
  • Feb 7, 2010, 11:11 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Hahahaha, I kind of figured.
    That's a good one. lol
    You made my morning.:D

    This is the wrong thread to discuss your nights. ;)
  • Feb 7, 2010, 01:07 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    It's really good wrapped around Filets and Cheese Dogs, but how do you crisp a boob?

    Never fry bacon in the nude. That's all I'm going to say.

    OUCH! :eek:
  • Feb 7, 2010, 02:24 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Never fry bacon in the nude. That's all I'm going to say.

    OUCH! :eek:

    Do tell...
  • Feb 7, 2010, 02:41 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Do tell ...

    Cats dear, use your imagination. ;)

    I still have a scar from cooking in the nude. I won't tell you where it is but suffice it to say that that particular experience convinced me that cooking in the nude is dangerous.

    I now wear an apron. :)
  • Feb 7, 2010, 02:47 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Cats dear, use your imagination. ;)

    I still have a scar from cooking in the nude. I won't tell you where it is but suffice it to say that that particular experience convinced me that cooking in the nude is dangerous.

    I now wear an apron. :)

    So nowadays for you Snap Crackle Pop is frightening?

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