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  • Oct 29, 2009, 04:36 AM
    RickJ
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    Why Middle Aged Women Should Not Drink
    But hey: they paid me good money to apply the paint, so I'm not complaining too much :)
  • Oct 29, 2009, 05:07 AM
    NeedKarma
    Sadly I'm not aroused.
  • Oct 29, 2009, 05:12 AM
    RickJ

    Haha, well maybe you're not old enough... or have not had enough bloody mary's yet this morning :)
  • Oct 29, 2009, 05:43 AM
    NeedKarma
    I work amongst a lot of, um, middle-age women who are not, shall we say, "sporty". But I am also in a town with two big universities so that counters the other thing. Hehe.
  • Oct 29, 2009, 05:47 AM
    RickJ

    Yep, I know the "big university" thing. The university in my town is one of the biggest in the US.

    Go Bucks!
  • Oct 29, 2009, 08:00 AM
    Just Dahlia
    Well, that was just sad, but they look like they're having fun!:D
  • Oct 29, 2009, 08:09 AM
    Catsmine
    I've seen bodypaint designs I liked better, but the painting itself was well done.
  • Oct 29, 2009, 09:15 AM
    NeedKarma
    They do rate high on the "uninhibited" scale though and that's good/fun. :)
  • Oct 29, 2009, 09:20 AM
    Alty

    Well, now I'm awake, and blind! :(
  • Oct 29, 2009, 09:47 AM
    ohsohappy

    That's just awkward.. .
  • Oct 29, 2009, 04:35 PM
    shazamataz

    Hehe :D
  • Oct 29, 2009, 05:39 PM
    earl237
    Whoever did the painting must have had fun.
  • Oct 29, 2009, 05:51 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by earl237 View Post
    Whoever did the painting must have had fun.

    Looking at the picture, I don't think so. ;)
  • Oct 31, 2009, 04:32 PM
    twinkiedooter

    I think it's silly. The way it's supposed to be. Only one problem I can see is why are all the frog's eyes droopy? Hmmmm.
  • Nov 13, 2009, 10:00 PM
    Always_asking

    I'm impressed, I think they all look great and all the women I know would not have done this for all the money in the world, this girls have guts and are not ashamed of their bodys. Great work girls :)
  • Nov 14, 2009, 12:41 AM
    shayray

    That is hilarious
  • Nov 14, 2009, 01:01 AM
    phlanx

    I loved the frog adverts - very funny, and the ladies look like they had fun, but personally I would love to see Hecht Schlenkerla Rauchbier Marzen beer spelt out :D
  • Dec 3, 2009, 10:27 PM
    mudweiser

    Breast lift needed.
  • Dec 3, 2009, 10:36 PM
    Synnen

    I just want to say "Good for them!"

    For those of us who do NOT have perfect "sporty" bodies, it takes a hell of a lot of guts to get up and do something like that.

    And yeah--gravity works. For those of us with, shall we say "enhanced" bosoms, it doesn't matter what we do---they're Going to sag, especially after kids.

    To hell with all of you judging them as "not skinny/perky/sporty enough" to do something that gutsy and fun.

    PS--I'd be MORE attracted to someone with the self-confidence to be doing something like that and OBVIOUSLY enjoying themselves at it than I would at a stuck up, perky, skinny chick that thinks she's all that.
  • Dec 3, 2009, 10:42 PM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Synnen View Post
    I just want to say "Good for them!"

    For those of us who do NOT have perfect "sporty" bodies, it takes a hell of a lot of guts to get up and do something like that.

    And yeah--gravity works. For those of us with, shall we say "enhanced" bosoms, it doesn't matter what we do---they're GONNA sag, especially after kids.

    To hell with all of you judging them as "not skinny/perky/sporty enough" to do something that gutsy and fun.

    PS--I'd be MORE attracted to someone with the self-confidence to be doing something like that and OBVIOUSLY enjoying themself at it than I would at a stuck up, perky, skinny chick that thinks she's all that.

    Whoa.:eek:

    Did I do something wrong. Eesh...

    Sorry!
  • Dec 3, 2009, 10:55 PM
    rockie100

    Funny, I would have done something like this when I was younger. But I probably wouldn't have had the guts... Now I have the guts, but the 'girls' would shake 'no' in disagreement.
  • Dec 4, 2009, 09:11 AM
    Synnen

    Sorry to get up on my soapbox, there.

    However--half of you criticizing them were women. When are we going to get past the judging of women by how skinny they are and how perky their boobs are? I GET that men aren't going to stop doing it--but it's pretty sad that women are that catty and judgmental about each other.

    No one did anything WRONG, Muddy--I'm just offended on behalf of those of us with not-so-perky boobs and not-so-skinny waists.

    And people wonder why so many women have self-confidence and body issues.

    I know this was meant to be a joke, and that I've kind of ruined the tone here--but I thought it was COOL that they did it! Not that they shouldn't have done it because of their bodies.
  • Dec 4, 2009, 09:35 AM
    NeedKarma
    Women are the worst criticizers of other women, I don't think that's a secret to anyone, they can be brutal. I'm making sure that my daughter doesn't grow up to think that her body and external looks is what she has to offer to a man.
  • Dec 4, 2009, 06:15 PM
    friend4u178

    I wonder how far down the tongues go :cool:
  • Dec 4, 2009, 06:22 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    I wonder how far down the tongues go :cool:

    All the way baby. All the way. :)
  • Dec 5, 2009, 03:52 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    All the way baby. All the way. :)

    Airbrush painting tickles, I have my doubts.
  • Dec 5, 2009, 11:33 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Airbrush painting tickles, I have my doubts.

    Which is the reason I'd never do anything like this.

    I'm allergic to most makeups, I can only imagine what paint would do. I'd probably end up with a very bad rash. :(

    Still, it would be neat. :)
  • Dec 5, 2009, 11:44 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Which is the reason I'd never do anything like this.

    I'm allergic to most makeups, I can only imagine what paint would do. I'd probably end up with a very bad rash. :(

    Still, it would be neat. :)

    If you try, make dead certain it's water based paint. I've had to trim my moustache waaay back from time to time.

    Edit: Get your mind out of my gutter. I was painting my daughter's bedroom.
  • Dec 5, 2009, 11:49 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    If you try, make dead certain it's water based paint. I've had to trim my moustache waaay back from time to time.

    Edit: Get your mind out of my gutter. I was painting my daughter's bedroom.

    My mind wasn't in your gutter until you mentioned it.

    Am I slipping? :(
  • Dec 5, 2009, 11:51 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    My mind wasn't in your gutter until you mentioned it.

    Am I slipping? :(

    Are you ill? Lay down, grab R, quick.
  • Dec 5, 2009, 11:54 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Are you ill? Lay down, grab R, quick.

    R's working today. The boss needed him to come in.

    Here's the bad part. We had a blizzard yesterday, really bad. Right now I can barely get out my front door. The snow drifts are 6 feet high in places. It's not fun driving, or walking.

    The kids are having a blast though. It's only -15C so they're outside playing.

    Ah to be young again. All I see is a bunch of snow that needs to be shoveled. :(
  • Dec 5, 2009, 11:56 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    R's working today. The boss needed him to come in.:(

    Then I guess you'll have to let KP out. We all know you've kidnapped him.
  • Dec 5, 2009, 11:58 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Then I guess you'll have to let KP out. We all know you've kidnapped him.

    I wish. That man is playing hard to get. Heck, he's playing impossible to get.

    No KP, no DrJ, M is awol a lot lately and Sneezy has forgotten about us completely.

    Am I that scary? It seems that only you can handle me Cats. :cool:
  • Dec 5, 2009, 12:00 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I wish. That man is playing hard to get. Heck, he's playing impossible to get.

    No KP, no DrJ, M is awol a lot lately and Sneezy has forgotten about us completely.

    Am I that scary? It seems that only you can handle me Cats. :cool:

    Validation, at last.
  • Dec 5, 2009, 12:09 PM
    Unknown008

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Alty
    It seems that only you can handle me Cats.

    For the time being Alty... :eek:
  • Dec 5, 2009, 12:11 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    For the time being Alty... :eek:

    Is that a subtle reminder that you'll be eighteen soon?
  • Dec 5, 2009, 12:18 PM
    Unknown008

    That wasn't what I was thinking Cats.

    You see, KP, Sneezy, DrJ were here a lot in the past (not so way back) but now, all of them aren't as frequent on here. Therefore nothing guarantees that anyone can handle Alty :eek:

    Oh, there is Stringer :)
  • Dec 5, 2009, 12:20 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    That wasn't what I was thinking Cats.

    You see, KP, Sneezy, DrJ were here a lot in the past (not so way back) but now, all of them aren't as frequent on here. Therefore nothing guarantees that anyone can handle Alty :eek:

    Oh, there is Stringer :)

    Shucks, I was hoping for some help.
  • Dec 5, 2009, 12:27 PM
    Alty

    I'm not an easy gal to handle, but I'm willing to give newbies a try. :)

    Does that sound slutty? :eek:
  • Dec 5, 2009, 12:29 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I'm not an easy gal to handle:

    As Cat keeps saying, I'm not easy but I can be tricked. She even gave me a business card with that on it.

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