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Can you read this?

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.
I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the frist and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

LOL!! Ralely very fnnuy and irtensneitg :)

What.. :confused:

When fnger slpeling for the daef, it is smilar. You dotn have to gte each lettre.

It is sotr of the same as "it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae." Porbelm is, I don't cacth the frist and last ltteer always! Sewet Draems!

I snet this to a sblarbce mtsear who wluod fnid ti a pciee of cseehe

Think I need a little lie down... lol

You peaple reely need to lern how to spelll!

You guys cnofsue me...
I did raes it rihgt thuohg! :):)

I read that so quickly!

It is amazing how the brain works!

To an editor?

LITERAL TORTURE! :)

But yes, I could read it with no problems! ;)

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Originally Posted by frangipanis

LOL!!!! ralely vrey fnnuy and irtensneitg :)

Just because spelling doesn't matter, grammar still does.

Also, so you know you gyus are sitwchnig the last 2 ltetres in some of your srcmabeld wrods.

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Originally Posted by Da Bigchamp

Just because spelling doesn't matter, grammar still does.

And so does Grampa :D

Lol, and so what's wrong with my gramma anyway? I think she's nice...

Well your grammar needs to read e phonics again

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

And so does Grampa :D

You are quick friend4u, that was a good one! I tried to just "Rate this Answer" and leave a comment but it wouldn't allow it. :rolleyes: LOL

I thought your post was great! Thanks for sharing it! :p

:confused: Why are we always telling the teens here that we DO NOT follow their txt message style typing then? :o

Because txt messages are an entirely different language, a sentence smashed into one word doesn't actually applie to this thread.

DYGI: see if you can understand what this text message word means.

I was thinking of the txt message words like don eva,something, and,

O OK, um but do you know what "DYGI" means,because I have no clue. I got a text from my little brother with that in it and I didn't know whether to be angry, sad or happy at the text.

DYGI, I have no idea. Sad, to old to figure that out.

Loved the post M, great as usual. Sad that I could read that, really sad. ;)

Hey, could it be "Do you get it?" GYGI? Maybe?

You know what's really sad, I'm 19( I think that still counts as a teenager) and I don't know what that means.

That is sad, you should know this stuff, I'm to old, 37, and not willing to learn. I will give it a guess though, but most times I'm wrong, really wrong. ;)

Wait a second, maybe that's it. I know now, I'm supposed to be angry at the text. My little brother is going to get an eyeful of complete sentences on his cellphone tomorrow.

Hee, hee, you tell him, let him have it. I don't even know how to text, heck I haven't paid for more minutes on my cell phone in over 4 months, I just don't need it.

My computer however, no one can touch, can't live without it, not going to happen. Back away from the computer, it's mine, mine, mine. No computer = No AMHD = Death. :(

I am still trying to get over whatever happened to groovy and how crack up went from to laugh hard to doing drugs
And now we don't crack up to laugh hard we go Rolling on the Floor laughing my A$$ off!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Hee, hee, you tell him, let him have it. I don't even know how to text, heck I haven't paid for more minutes on my cell phone in over 4 months, I just don't need it.

My computer however, no one can touch, can't live without it, not gonna happen. Back away from the computer, it's mine, mine, mine. No computer = No AMHD = Death. :(

All right Alty, calm down, back away from the monitor and put down the mouse.

No one wants to get hurt here tonight.

I'm with you on that one NoHelp, it's sad. When my kids become teens I'm going to need an interpreter, I already do. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Hee, hee, you tell him, let him have it. I don't even know how to text, heck I haven't paid for more minutes on my cell phone in over 4 months, I just don't need it.

My computer however, no one can touch, can't live without it, not gonna happen. Back away from the computer, it's mine, mine, mine. No computer = No AMHD = Death. :(

YIkes I'd hate to see it when you get a power outage or your server goes down!! :eek:

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Originally Posted by Da Bigchamp

Alright Alty, calm down, back away from the monitor and put down the mouse.

Can't make me, no way, not going to happen, I must have my computer. And the mouse is my buddy, can't put him down. Take away my car, take away my clothes, take away my shoes, but leave my computer alone! ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Can't make me, no way, not going to happen, I must have my computer. And the mouse is my buddy, can't put him down. Take away my car, take away my clothes, take away my shoes, but leave my computer alone! ;)

Take away your clothes...

So you can sit naked at the computer doing God knows what.

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Originally Posted by N0help4u

YIkes I'd hate to see it when you get a power outage or your server goes down!!!:eek:

I was on here last night and something was going on with the site, I couldn't answer any posts, I couldn't read any, it was sad. It lasted for 17 minutes, it seemed like 17 days. I think I might be addicted to this site, I may have a problem. Thank goodness there are people here who can help me. ;) :) :p :D :cool:

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Originally Posted by Da Bigchamp

Take away your clothes........................................... ..................................................

so you can sit naked at the computer doing God knows what.

How do you know I don't already? :D :eek:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I was on here last night and something was going on with the site, I couldn't answer any posts, I couldn't read any, it was sad. It lasted for 17 minutes, it seemed like 17 days. I think I might be addicted to this site, I may have a problem. Thank goodness there are people here who can help me. ;) :) :p :D :cool:

We will help you, just put down the mouse... hey what are you doing, put that knife down...

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Poweroutage tomorrow in Altenweg's neighborhood... ooops... did I say that!

Giggle. That's a good one Da BigChamp. We have to give you a nickname, Da BigChamp is too much to remember for an old fart like me. How about DaBC, or DBC, Champy? What's your pleasure, which one do you like?

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Originally Posted by N0help4u

Poweroutage tomorrow in Altenweg's neighborhood......ooops....did I say that!

Nooooooooooo, anything but that. It already snowed like crazy this week, a power outage would push me over the edge, and one foot and arm are already dangling. Not good! ;)

I like the second one, the last one seems like a special at Kentucky Fried Chicken. DBC, hmmm has a nice ring to it.

PS: and you are not an old fart.

Alty, you need help... just put that knife down... ok then, stab me, but where are you going to hide the body. Burying my body would take away valuable AMHD time... seriously, put that knife down, I'm getting nervous