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  • May 17, 2009, 09:17 PM
    killer777
    I need comeback jokes
    I'm being name called at school and bus (im not a nerd) I have a few comebacks but not a lot I need help please
  • May 17, 2009, 09:34 PM
    laceymfisher

    If u just agree with them and with a sorcastic oook and yup that's it it will show them that u don't care and make them look stupid
  • May 17, 2009, 09:44 PM
    killer777
    Not relly what I was looking 4 but thanks it will help a lot
  • May 17, 2009, 09:51 PM
    simoneaugie

    Well, give us a "for instance." Like, the guy said bla, bla. Your comeback depends upon a lot of things. What are you like? You're not a nerd, you said. Who is it mainly who gives you a hard time? Are his friends joining in?
  • May 17, 2009, 09:57 PM
    killer777
    I'm in 6th grade and I'm in the normal population and the popular kids are making me mad and my best friend liam is helping
  • May 17, 2009, 10:12 PM
    simoneaugie

    What are the popular kids, and Liam doing/saying that makes you angry?
  • May 18, 2009, 06:16 AM
    N0help4u

    Examples of what they say might help cause I can't think of anything off the top of my head right now.
  • May 18, 2009, 07:20 PM
    killer777
    Liam is my best friend and we are trying to figuar out something but some how every time when I and liam think of a plan they already got it. There are 3-5 kids that are a pain in my spine. On the last day of school I want to get them good. By the way there is 6 days left. If I get his phone number I can track were he lives and then might TP his house. I need a good comeback or prank. My items I have in my backpack are 3 pens,2 lasers,4 pencils, 1 eracer and a pocet knife. No I'm not going to stap him.
  • May 18, 2009, 07:24 PM
    killer777
    I wish I could need help please
  • May 18, 2009, 07:37 PM
    Alty

    I can give you snappy one liners, but I'm not going to give you a plan to vandalize his house or hurt him.

    Be the bigger person, walk away.
  • May 18, 2009, 07:57 PM
    killer777
    Vandalize he's house yes hurt him no I just want a good joke or prank
  • May 18, 2009, 07:59 PM
    Alty

    Vandalizing his house isn't a joke or a prank, it's illegal. We can't be a party to that.

    You're on your own, but I'd think about it if I were you.

    Juvy isn't fun.
  • May 18, 2009, 08:06 PM
    nikosmom

    The best advice is to ignore it. Sure easier said than done. But once they see you're not getting upset anymore, it's no longer fun for them.

    Ever heard of Eminem? His claim to fame is making fun of himself before others can. That's another route you can go. That'll take the wind out of their sail if you already beat 'em to the punchline.

    But vandalism? No. Don't do it. You could get into a lot of trouble. TV makes it look fun but your parents could get into trouble as well. 6 more days- hold on for 6 more days.
  • May 18, 2009, 08:24 PM
    killer777
    OK OK OK I won't vandalize his house but can I TP it
  • May 18, 2009, 08:28 PM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by killer777 View Post
    ok ok ok i wont vandalize his house but can i TP it

    TP'ing is vandalism.

    Plus, that's his parents' house. You're going to be bringing both sets of parents (yours and his) into a schoolyard fight. They can file a police report and your parents are ultimately responsible for the clean up. Imagine the trouble you'd be in.

    It's 6 more days. Take the high road.
  • May 18, 2009, 08:28 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by killer777 View Post
    ok ok ok i wont vandalize his house but can i TP it

    And then he'll do the same thing to you so you'll do something worse then he'll do something worse... see where I'm going with this?

    A real man walks away. Getting revenge is the cowards way. It takes strength to be the bigger person.

    You'll see. If you walk away, make him think you couldn't give a damn about him, that he's not worth the effort to do anything, well that's worse then anything you could think of to do. That will get him where it hurts, his ego! :)
  • May 18, 2009, 08:45 PM
    killer777
    You know what you guys are right I don't want a police report I'm only 12 thanks without you guys id be in a lot of troble. Ill just ignore him 4 six more days -)
  • May 18, 2009, 08:48 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by killer777 View Post
    you know what you guys are right i dont want a police report im only 12 thanks without you guys id be in a lot of troble. ill just ignore him 4 six more days -)

    Good for you. Trust me, this will make him even more angry then if you actually did anything.

    Six more days, not that long at all. :)
  • May 18, 2009, 08:49 PM
    killer777
    You're the best guys
  • May 18, 2009, 08:51 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by killer777 View Post
    your the best guys

    Can I get that in writing? ;)

    I'm glad we helped.

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