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  • May 1, 2008, 02:27 PM
    happy711
    What goes up but never comes down
    What goes up but never, ever comes down?

    *I'll post the answer in about a couple of days*
  • May 1, 2008, 02:48 PM
    nima12
    Smoke
  • May 1, 2008, 02:48 PM
    donf
    AGE. It can stop at any given point and it can increase, but not come down.
  • May 2, 2008, 03:33 PM
    happy711
    Donf, your right! The answer is your age. Good job!
  • May 3, 2008, 10:49 AM
    Da Bigchamp
    That was too easy, that's one of the most common riddles.
  • May 6, 2008, 06:09 AM
    Scottish2008
    Nice riddle.
  • May 6, 2008, 06:18 AM
    donf
    Happy711,

    Here's another simple riddle:

    How far into a Forrest does a team of Forrester's have to walk to coming out of the Forrest?
  • May 6, 2008, 07:36 AM
    retsoksirhc
    Halfway. And I know why... anyone care to take a guess? Besides you, donf :)
  • May 6, 2008, 07:56 AM
    startover22
    One step? One step into the forrest?
  • May 6, 2008, 07:58 AM
    Alty
    I give up, tell me, tell me, tell me, my brain hurts! ;)
  • May 6, 2008, 08:01 AM
    startover22
    Oh my goodness, they are already at the end of the forrest... so none? Come on tell us??
  • May 6, 2008, 08:04 AM
    Alty
    This is why people go crazy! Please tell us! Ahhhhhhh! ;)
  • May 6, 2008, 08:18 AM
    retsoksirhc
    You can only walk halfway into the forest. If you go any farther than that, you're walking out again.
  • May 6, 2008, 08:24 AM
    startover22
    Gosh darn it...
  • May 6, 2008, 08:38 AM
    donf
    Startover 22 is spot on. One step into the forrest and your are on your way out of the forrest.
  • May 6, 2008, 08:43 AM
    Alty
    Jeesh, now I feel a bit dumb. I'm going to go read an encyclopedia or something. ;)
  • May 6, 2008, 09:05 AM
    donf
    Okay, one more.

    Mickey is in a room with no windows and one door on the South Facing wall. Where was Mickey when the light's went out.

    Contributed by my niece, Chase (six years old)
  • May 6, 2008, 09:06 AM
    startover22
    By the light switch? Door on the South facing wall? I don't know...
  • May 6, 2008, 09:22 AM
    Alty
    I like Starty's answer, I'm sticking with you Starty! Light switch, yup.
  • May 6, 2008, 09:59 AM
    donf
    In the dark!

    Kid's you just got to laugh!

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