I know I'm starting this about half an hour early, but I just want to make sure everyone is aware before the big day hits.

Tomorrow, Wednesday, Septerber 19, of 2007 and every year, is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. This time tested holiday is always good for fun and memories.

Read all about it.
Talk Like A Pirate Day - September 19
And click on "[All Hope Abandon, Ye Who Enter Here]" to enter the site.

Ahoy, mateys! I be sitting here in me office, with me paper pirate hat on! You best celebrate th'day, or it's davey jones' locker for you!

Aye! Pass the rum!

ARGH! Ye be walking the plank for ne'er missing the day!

Well, shiver me timbers! Ahoy sprogs, mateys and Gentlemen o' Fortune. May your rum barrel ne'er empty and your wenches be willin'. Arrrrhhh

Ahoy matey! Pirate talk day, why shiver me timbers that's just bilge! Arrhh Ye must be Addled! Well me hearties, did one of ye scurvy dogs say ye had rum? Then get ye Deadlights off me swag, pass the bottle, and splice the mainbrace.
Arrhh matey, tis time to weigh anchor. Godspeed!