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  • Oct 12, 2010, 02:15 PM
    Stringer

    I only saw highlights Adam. But I believe it is difficult to maintain the level he plays at every game. He did OK bud.
  • Oct 13, 2010, 04:53 AM
    adam_89

    Yea, I was just surprised he went a game with out a touchdown and he did'nt even reach 300 yards which is understandable. He is projected a very good game this week so we will see. I am guessing they are predicting this is his revenge week.
  • Oct 13, 2010, 06:00 AM
    Stringer

    AND Adam... that is usually what happens right?

    It was announced this morning that Cutler will be back to start against Seattle this Sunday. Winning ugky but we ARE 4-1 after all...
  • Oct 13, 2010, 06:14 AM
    RickJ

    The Bucks moved up to #1! :)
    2010 NCAA College Football Polls and Rankings for Week 7 - ESPN

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BE7Dt3aoZy...l_Schedule.jpg

    And I can't help but add that our OSU girls Women's Pistol team are National Champs:
    http://www.thelantern.com/sports/wom...B_OEM_ID=17300

    Hopefully one of them is in Liddy's Stacked and Packed calendar! :)
  • Oct 13, 2010, 06:22 AM
    Stringer

    Way to go Rick!!
  • Oct 13, 2010, 06:31 AM
    RickJ
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Way to go Rick !!!!!!

    I can't take any credit. I'm just a fan and lover of the great state of Ohio.
  • Oct 13, 2010, 06:34 AM
    Stringer

    Naaaah that in itself says that good fans deserve credit also... :)
  • Oct 13, 2010, 06:49 AM
    J_9
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by RickJ View Post
    The Bucks moved up to #1! :)
    2010 NCAA College Football Polls and Rankings for Week 7 - ESPN

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BE7Dt3aoZy...l_Schedule.jpg

    And I can't help but add that our OSU girls Women's Pistol team are National Champs:
    " + artTitle.replace("-","") + " - " + "The Lantern" + " - " + "Sports" + "

    Hopefully one of them is in Liddy's Stacked and Packed calendar! :)

    Don't get me started on Michigan State! :D
  • Oct 13, 2010, 06:53 AM
    RickJ

    Haha, LOVED to see them beat those Wolverines!. and at Ann Arbor to boot!
  • Oct 13, 2010, 06:54 AM
    RickJ

    Q: What's the difference between a University of Michigan fan and a carp?
    A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

    Q: How many University of Michigan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: One, but he gets 3 credits.

    Q: Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase?
    A: On the University of Michigan campus. That's the last place you would find a football player.

    Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at University of Michigan weddings?
    A: To keep the flies off the bride.

    Q: Why don't University of Michigan fans let their kids play in sand boxes?
    A: Because cats keep covering them up.

    A University of Michigan fan walks into a doctor's office and removes his hat to reveal a frog sitting on his head. The doctor asks, "How can I help you?" The frog replies, "I was wondering if you could help me get this wart off my butt."

    Q: Did you hear about the University of Michigan fan who locked his keys in his car?
    A: He couldn't get his family out.

    Q: Why do University of Michigan fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
    A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

    Two University of Michigan fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do. The first University of Michigan fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The second University of Michigan fan replies, "Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it." The first University of Michigan fan asks, "Why not?" The second University of Michigan fan replies, "Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me."

    Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Michigan campus?
    A: A visitor.

    Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Michigan library?
    A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

    Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Michigan's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
    A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

    Q: Do you know why the University of Michigan football team should change its name to the "Opossums"?
    A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

    Q: Did you hear the story about the semi-truck carrying pigs that flipped over on the University of Michigan campus?
    A: The officials had to check ID's before letting anyone back on board.

    Q: What does the average University of Michigan student get on his SAT?
    A: Drool.

    Q: What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a University of Michigan?
    A: Six more weeks of bad football.

    Q: What should you do if you find three University of Michigan fans buried up to their neck in cement?
    A: Get more cement.

    General Schwarzkopf was walking through the desert during the Gulf War when he found a lamp on the ground. He picked it up, rubbed, and out came a genie. The genie said to the General, "I will grant you one wish." The General replied, "I wish that we will win this war. Here is a map of the desert and all the war parties. Please make us win the war." The genie responded, "I'm not that powerful of a genie. I cannot grant you that wish." "Well," the General responds, "then can you have University of Michigan win a bowl game this year?" After a moment, the genie says, "Let me see that map again."

    Q: How do you make University of Michigan cookies?
    A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.

    Q: What do you get when you cross a University of Michigan fan and a pig?
    A: Nothing. There's some things that a pig will not do.

    Q: How many University of Michigan freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: None, it's a sophomore course.

    Citation note: The above was pasted from http://www.ahajokes.com
  • Oct 13, 2010, 06:58 AM
    J_9

    Don't start that Carp again! You do this every year and LOSE!
  • Oct 13, 2010, 06:59 AM
    Stringer

    Ha haaaa... very funny Rick, made me smile and my morning, thanks.
  • Oct 13, 2010, 07:05 AM
    RickJ
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    Don't start that Carp again!! You do this every year and LOSE!

    You got me there... but not EVERY year! We DO have a recent National Championship and have done pretty darn well since then :)
  • Oct 13, 2010, 07:08 AM
    J_9
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by RickJ View Post
    You got me there... but not EVERY year! We DO have a recent National Championship and have done pretty darn well since then :)

    Ummm, recent? Really?

    Time for a tailgate party at your house. When is the next game? I'll bring the imported beer, you cook my steak EXACTKLEY as ordered.
  • Oct 13, 2010, 07:16 AM
    RickJ

    Hey, I'm an old man so I call 8 years ago "recent".

    I know you're fairly close to me so I PMd you my address. Next time you're heading my way just let me know. I'll have steaks on the grill, all you can drink, and a big couch on which to sleep it off it needs be.

    And bring your gun: I'll take you to the shooting range, my treat.
  • Oct 13, 2010, 07:22 AM
    J_9
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by RickJ View Post
    Hey, I'm an old man so I call 8 years ago "recent".

    I know you're fairly close to me so I PMd you my address. Next time you're heading my way just let me know. I'll have steaks on the grill, all you can drink, and a big couch on which to sleep it off it needs be.

    And bring your gun: I'll take you to the shooting range, my treat.

    I PM'd you my info too.

    Which gun should I bring?
  • Oct 13, 2010, 07:27 AM
    RickJ

    Bring whatever you want. There are many ranges around me but I'm not a member at the one that allows fully automatic... so I'd say bring your favorite handguns and plenty of ammo and we can shoot them up to your heart's desire.

    I just sold my Taurus 380 and got a Smith and Wesson (also 380). I'm a .380 fan: It's what I carry daily and what I use on the range the most.
  • Oct 15, 2010, 06:49 AM
    RickJ

    Tomorrow will be a tough game for the Buckeyes. I'm not very good at predictions, but I like to try anyway:

    Ohio State: 24
    Wisconsin: 17

    Go Bucks!
  • Nov 22, 2010, 08:14 PM
    Stringer

    Well the Bears are 7 - 3 and I still don't know who they are.

    This coming Sunday they face the Phillies and Vick... God help us!

    Hey Adam, Bears and the colts have the same record so far.
  • Nov 22, 2010, 08:22 PM
    ITstudent2006
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by RickJ View Post
    The Bucks moved up to #1! :)
    2010 NCAA College Football Polls and Rankings for Week 7 - ESPN

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BE7Dt3aoZy...l_Schedule.jpg

    And I can't help but add that our OSU girls Women's Pistol team are National Champs:
    " + artTitle.replace("-","") + " - " + "The Lantern" + " - " + "Sports" + "

    Hopefully one of them is in Liddy's Stacked and Packed calendar! :)

    :eek: puke.

    Go Green, Go White, or GO HOME!!

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