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  • Mar 31, 2009, 10:58 AM
    starbuck8
    Dog is a thief!
    My dog has turned into a thief and I don't know what to do to stop her! When I am sleeping at night, she gets into my refrigerator and cupboards, and steals my food and hides it on me. She doesn't eat it, she just hides it! She also tries to get into my purse and steals things like my makeup, wallet and money. I'm getting tired of having to hunt for my food and items from my purse. How do I stop her from this obsession? I'm going broke! I can't put her in a kennel, she finds a way to escape! What do I do?
  • Mar 31, 2009, 11:08 AM
    Just Dahlia

    Sorry I don't know how to stop your pup, but in the meantime get baby proof locks for your cabinets and heavy duty professional 'sticky' velcro for your fridge. I use the velcro on my screen doors, so the pups don't wander out by the pool.
  • Mar 31, 2009, 11:26 AM
    albear

    Lmao go niki go :D, have you tried putting them out of her reach.
  • Mar 31, 2009, 11:39 AM
    artlady

    I had a dog who robbed my fridge,we put a chair in front of the fridge and he used it to get in the freezer and ate/destroyed $150.00 worth of groceries. He also jumped through every glass window in my home.Right through the glass.It was a good thing the vet was right down the street.He had to go to a farm,the vet said he had too much energy.

    Have you brought a new animal in the house lately?

    Is this new behavior?

    She must be very bright.

    I would hide my purse in a closet and get those child proof things for the cupboard.

    You could try a bungee cord for the fridge.Pain in the butt to do every night.

    I'm sorry I can't offer better advice,I guess you just have to be craftier than her.That is one sly dog :)
  • Mar 31, 2009, 12:31 PM
    Silverfoxkit

    Perhaps you could buy one one those fairly cheep security things (I'm not sure what they are exactly called) That if the two parts are separated by the door opening makes a loud alarm sound. This might spook the dog out of the fridge and alert you to the problem so you can come out and tell her "No!" You can also just turn the alarm box thing off in the day so you don't have to get yelled at every time you want a sandwich.

    Found an example of one here: http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.826
  • Mar 31, 2009, 05:59 PM
    friend4u178

    I suggest you get a second Job , that way you will be able to afford more food. She can only hide so much surely ;)
  • Mar 31, 2009, 06:26 PM
    friend4u178
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    starbuck8 agrees: I can't! I spend all of my time lookin for hidden food!!

    I understand , therefore you should get yourself a Bloodhound. Attachment 18171He can keep Niki company and sniff out the hidden goods as well.

    2 Birds with one stone.
  • Mar 31, 2009, 06:38 PM
    Alty

    A blood hound? But, he'll eat the food, he won't bring it back.

    Send Niki here, I'll reform her. ;)
  • Mar 31, 2009, 06:43 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    A blood hound? But, he'll eat the food, he won't bring it back.

    Send Niki here, I'll reform her. ;)
    This one won't , he's a Vampire Bloodhound :cool:
  • Mar 31, 2009, 07:40 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    This one won't , he's a Vampire Bloodhound :cool:
    Where can I get this breed? Will it be able to teach Niki? I'm still missing a rare pot roast, a can of tomato juice, and a $20! :eek:
  • Mar 31, 2009, 08:34 PM
    Alty

    Vampire blood hound you say?

    Starby, is your sister breeding dogs? Say it isn't so. ;)
  • Mar 31, 2009, 08:38 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Vampire blood hound you say?

    Starby, is your sister breeding dogs? Say it isn't so. ;)
    Yes! It's a new designer breed! Very sharp teeth. Does anyone have a breed like this? Am I going to have to walk him only at night?
  • Mar 31, 2009, 08:44 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Yes! It's a new designer breed! Very sharp teeth. Does anyone have a breed like this? Am I going to have to walk him only at night?
    At night? No! You can't walk him at night, someone could get hurt. You can't walk him during the day, he would burn, burn, burn!

    You're going to have to move to Nunavut, it's dark 6 months of the year there, you can walk him during the day which will seem like night all day long. Did you get that? I hope so. ;)

    What time is it? What day is it?
  • Apr 1, 2009, 02:10 AM
    rex123

    Sounds like you need some padlocks.
  • Apr 1, 2009, 11:24 AM
    starbuck8

    APRIL FOOLS!!...GOTCHA!! I only wish Niki was quite this smart!. or do I? Didn't you guys wonder why she was stealing food and not eating it, and makeup and money? Did nobody think she was getting ready for a hot date? LOL!
  • Apr 1, 2009, 03:09 PM
    friend4u178

    Darn you got me , looks like you don't need that 2nd Job now ;)
  • Apr 1, 2009, 03:14 PM
    rex123

    Yeah got me to, but I kept wondering what kind of dog would hide the food and not eat it.
    Good job.
  • Apr 1, 2009, 06:04 PM
    Silverfoxkit

    A dachshund my aunt use to have would NEVER eat his treats. He always hid them all over the house. He's been gone for nearly 20 years and bones still show up every now and then in some remote corner or under something. There are some dogs that just like to hoard food, probably reminiscent to how wold animals hide their food in cache's. I found it completely believable that a dog would hide the stolen goods.
  • Apr 1, 2009, 06:46 PM
    Silverfoxkit

    [QUOTE]starbuck8 agrees: That's so funny... after so many yrs. Too! Didn't you wonder just how Niki was getting into fridge and getting the goods off the shelves? Lol I have seen dogs do some awesome things though.[/QUOTE

    I've seen plenty of dogs on various shows on Animal Planet get into fridges, thankfully I've never had to experience that particular bad habit in person though. In fact that's where I saw the noise maker idea, from "Its Me or the Dog".
  • Apr 1, 2009, 07:47 PM
    starbuck8

    I've never seen that show! I'll have to keep an eye out for it! That's weird, because I do get animal planet. When is it usually on? I usually catch the Dog Whisperer and Dog Town on the National Geo Channel, but for some reason I always forget I have Animal Planet!
  • Apr 1, 2009, 08:08 PM
    Silverfoxkit

    I love the show! It has trainer Victoria Stillwell. Maybe it doesn't air in Canada? I'm not sure if the Animal Planet programming would be the same or not. Keep an eye out for it. I've learned a lot just watching it. She trains the dogs and the owners who usually need it just as much.
  • Apr 1, 2009, 08:15 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Silverfoxkit View Post
    I love the show! It has trainer Victoria Stillwell. Maybe it doesn't air in Canada? I'm not sure if the Animal Planet programming would be the same or not. Keep an eye out for it. I've learned a lot just watching it. She trains the dogs and the owners who usually need it just as much.
    It would be the same. I have satellite TV. Even without, we get everything you get there, even with plain cable, if you subscribe to the channel. Even on Canadian channels, it's mostly US shows. You guys have a harder time getting our shows, but trust me, you aren't missing much! The only thing I would miss if I didn't get Canadian channels, is Canadian Idol! It starts right after Am. Idol is done! I'm an Idol junkie! Lol

    I'll watch for the show on Animal Planet.
  • Apr 1, 2009, 08:49 PM
    starbuck8

    Hey wait! Where are you from again? Did I just have a real blonde mo?
  • Apr 1, 2009, 08:58 PM
    Silverfoxkit

    I'm US... I thought you were from Canada or did I have a dumb moment?

    *looks at starby's location after posting. That's a confirmation. Yup, Dumb moment alrighty.
  • Apr 1, 2009, 09:02 PM
    starbuck8

    Haha! No you didn't, I did! I was thinking of Rex's Mom I guess. I had a moment where I thought... isn't she from Nova Scotia? I swear... I'm using bad hair dye! It seeps through! I think I'll sue! LOL!
  • Apr 1, 2009, 09:05 PM
    friend4u178

    OK
    Should I bring the blonde jokes out ;)
  • Apr 1, 2009, 09:07 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    OK
    Should i bring the blonde jokes out ;)
    Should I bring out the... uhhmm... "down under" jokes? :p
  • Apr 1, 2009, 09:10 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Should I bring out the...uhhmm..."down under" jokes? :p
    Down under? Um, Starby are you saying that your "down under" isn't blonde? Doesn't the carpet match the drapes? Hmmmm. :D
  • Apr 1, 2009, 09:14 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Down under? Um, Starby are you saying that your "down under" isn't blonde? Doesn't the carpet match the drapes? Hmmmm. :D
    We have to cover every angle! If he's going to cover the top... I'll cover the bottom! Wait... what?

    Back on topic! My dog is a very smart "blonde" dog! She knows how to feed herself! She also knows how to perty herself up, and she's got money to buy her own drinks! :p
  • Apr 1, 2009, 09:31 PM
    friend4u178

    Well you remember what an "Aussie kiss" is don't you's?
  • Apr 1, 2009, 09:36 PM
    Alty

    Darnit, I forgot again M. Tell us, I'll write it down this time, promise!

    Starby, is it true, do blondes have more fun?
  • Apr 1, 2009, 09:42 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Darnit, I forgot again M. Tell us, I'll write it down this time, promise!

    Starby, is it true, do blondes have more fun?
    Well it's the same as a "French Kiss" but its performed ::ahem:: Downunder :cool:
  • Apr 1, 2009, 09:46 PM
    Alty

    Ahhh, yes, now I remember.

    M, psst, I'll meet you in Ozzie land. ;)
  • Apr 2, 2009, 09:42 AM
    KISS

    What do you get when you turn three blondes upside down?

    Two brunettes and a redhead.
  • Apr 2, 2009, 12:46 PM
    Silverfoxkit

    Do they have any blonde jokes directed towards men out of curiosity?
  • Apr 2, 2009, 02:09 PM
    starbuck8
    Ask and you shall receive! LOL!


    Two blonde guys walk into a pet store. One says to the store owner, "We want four budgies."

    The owner asks, "Do you want two males and two females, or all males or all females."

    The blonde says, "It doesn't matter. Whatever you have."

    The owner then asks, "What colors would you like? We have blue, yellow and green."

    Again, the blonde says, "It doesn't matter. Whatever you have."

    The owner says, "OK, then," gets four random budgies and puts them in a pet carrier. The second blonde guy gets out his wallet and pays for them. They leave with the birds.

    They then drive to a high cliff. The first blonde reaches into the pet carrier and takes out two of the birds. Grasping them firmly, he flaps his arms and jumps off the cliff. He falls like a rock and goes SPLAT at the bottom.

    The second blonde looks over the cliff at his friend and says, "Dang. This budgie jumping isn't what it's cracked up to be."

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