Originally Posted by 
Altenweg
				
			 
			I have a lab/border collie mix, poor dear has a lab body and a border collie face, no collar will fit, his neck and head are the same size. 
I have a border collie crossed with God only knows what.
I have my little beagle.  Funny story about that.  We've been saving up to get him neutered.  He's going in soon.  We went on a walk the other day and this lady with two beagles came running up to us, kneels down in front of Chewy, lets out a high squeal and says "Thank goodness, he's male and intact.  How much for stud services?"
What!?  I kept my calm, told her that I don't allow my animals to breed, he'll be neutered soon.  She insisted.  So I decided to have some fun.  
I asked how many years of breeding experience she had.  She said it would be her first time.
I asked if she'd be paying for the genetic testing that Chewy would require.  She said she wasn't doing that.
I asked many other questions, she failed on each and every one.
I finally gave her a look and said "Sorry, but I don't agree with backyard breeding"  I then went on to give her a lecture about backyard breeding, puppymills, irresponsible owners.  You know how I am.
She left in a huff.
My work here is done. :)