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  • Apr 1, 2009, 08:08 PM
    Silverfoxkit

    I love the show! It has trainer Victoria Stillwell. Maybe it doesn't air in Canada? I'm not sure if the Animal Planet programming would be the same or not. Keep an eye out for it. I've learned a lot just watching it. She trains the dogs and the owners who usually need it just as much.
  • Apr 1, 2009, 08:15 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Silverfoxkit View Post
    I love the show! It has trainer Victoria Stillwell. Maybe it doesn't air in Canada? I'm not sure if the Animal Planet programming would be the same or not. Keep an eye out for it. I've learned a lot just watching it. She trains the dogs and the owners who usually need it just as much.

    It would be the same. I have satellite TV. Even without, we get everything you get there, even with plain cable, if you subscribe to the channel. Even on Canadian channels, it's mostly US shows. You guys have a harder time getting our shows, but trust me, you aren't missing much! The only thing I would miss if I didn't get Canadian channels, is Canadian Idol! It starts right after Am. Idol is done! I'm an Idol junkie! Lol

    I'll watch for the show on Animal Planet.
  • Apr 1, 2009, 08:49 PM
    starbuck8

    Hey wait! Where are you from again? Did I just have a real blonde mo?
  • Apr 1, 2009, 08:58 PM
    Silverfoxkit

    I'm US... I thought you were from Canada or did I have a dumb moment?

    *looks at starby's location after posting. That's a confirmation. Yup, Dumb moment alrighty.
  • Apr 1, 2009, 09:02 PM
    starbuck8

    Haha! No you didn't, I did! I was thinking of Rex's Mom I guess. I had a moment where I thought... isn't she from Nova Scotia? I swear... I'm using bad hair dye! It seeps through! I think I'll sue! LOL!
  • Apr 1, 2009, 09:05 PM
    friend4u178

    OK
    Should I bring the blonde jokes out ;)
  • Apr 1, 2009, 09:07 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    OK
    Should i bring the blonde jokes out ;)

    Should I bring out the... uhhmm... "down under" jokes? :p
  • Apr 1, 2009, 09:10 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Should I bring out the...uhhmm..."down under" jokes? :p

    Down under? Um, Starby are you saying that your "down under" isn't blonde? Doesn't the carpet match the drapes? Hmmmm. :D
  • Apr 1, 2009, 09:14 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Down under? Um, Starby are you saying that your "down under" isn't blonde? Doesn't the carpet match the drapes? Hmmmm. :D

    We have to cover every angle! If he's going to cover the top... I'll cover the bottom! Wait... what?

    Back on topic! My dog is a very smart "blonde" dog! She knows how to feed herself! She also knows how to perty herself up, and she's got money to buy her own drinks! :p
  • Apr 1, 2009, 09:31 PM
    friend4u178

    Well you remember what an "Aussie kiss" is don't you's?
  • Apr 1, 2009, 09:36 PM
    Alty

    Darnit, I forgot again M. Tell us, I'll write it down this time, promise!

    Starby, is it true, do blondes have more fun?
  • Apr 1, 2009, 09:42 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Darnit, I forgot again M. Tell us, I'll write it down this time, promise!

    Starby, is it true, do blondes have more fun?

    Well it's the same as a "French Kiss" but its performed ::ahem:: Downunder :cool:
  • Apr 1, 2009, 09:46 PM
    Alty

    Ahhh, yes, now I remember.

    M, psst, I'll meet you in Ozzie land. ;)
  • Apr 2, 2009, 09:42 AM
    KISS

    What do you get when you turn three blondes upside down?

    Two brunettes and a redhead.
  • Apr 2, 2009, 12:46 PM
    Silverfoxkit

    Do they have any blonde jokes directed towards men out of curiosity?
  • Apr 2, 2009, 02:09 PM
    starbuck8
    Ask and you shall receive! LOL!


    Two blonde guys walk into a pet store. One says to the store owner, "We want four budgies."

    The owner asks, "Do you want two males and two females, or all males or all females."

    The blonde says, "It doesn't matter. Whatever you have."

    The owner then asks, "What colors would you like? We have blue, yellow and green."

    Again, the blonde says, "It doesn't matter. Whatever you have."

    The owner says, "OK, then," gets four random budgies and puts them in a pet carrier. The second blonde guy gets out his wallet and pays for them. They leave with the birds.

    They then drive to a high cliff. The first blonde reaches into the pet carrier and takes out two of the birds. Grasping them firmly, he flaps his arms and jumps off the cliff. He falls like a rock and goes SPLAT at the bottom.

    The second blonde looks over the cliff at his friend and says, "Dang. This budgie jumping isn't what it's cracked up to be."

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