Okay how do I make a guy cry I need answers people!
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Okay how do I make a guy cry I need answers people!
A baseball bat should do the trick... lol... other than that, unless they are incredibly emotional... I don't know...
Why do you want to make him cry?Quote:
Originally Posted by Death_123
Hit him in the nose. Or make fun of his mother.
Onions, pepper spray, mace.
Onions work for me.
So, why do you want to make a guy cry?
Does a woman/girl really need a reason to make a guy cry?
Hay NeedKarma I found this, thought you might like it.
calvin and hobbes wonderland!
Have the cable shut off the day of the Superbowl? I want to know why you want to hurt and or humiliate him, too.
Tear up his superbowl tickets?
Again, why?
Destroy the teddy bear he has been sleeping with since he was 5, while he is tied up.
Sometimes vague questions are the most fun.
How do you make a guy cry? Tell him you are pregnant with triplets!
Seriously, why go out of your way to make a guy cry? Is it worth it?
Do it lmao!
Marry him.
Then divorce him and take all his stuff.
Kick him square in the nuts... as hard as you can!
If that doesn't make him cry, nothing will!
Tell him... you used to be a "he ":eek:
Make Fun Of How Small Or Make Fun Of All He's Body Part Call Him Names Little Things Like That.that Will Help.
Kick him in the balls. That will make him drop to the ground like a baby and also cry like a baby.
Although I love Allhearts suggestion about telling him your really a he. Lol
Joe
Hey, my response were just jokes! How the heck do I know what makes a man cry? I never dated a crybaby!
Hide the TV remote controls!
This poor guy, she didn't even take time to respond. She read everyone's answers, grabbed the onions, put on her steel toe boots, cancelled the cable subscribtion and went running. He never stood a chance!
But first remove the batteries... so when he finally does find it after a couple hours... it gets even better...
c'mon death_123... why would you want to make a guy cry? Hmmmm... something is wrong with that name!
How about taking away his playstation... or telling him that he has to cook and clean the house spotless tonight, while you go out with the girls.
If he loves u or cares about u tell him u cheaqted on him he'll he will cry then tell him u just wanted to see how he would react
Attachment 3375Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
I'm wondering if it's a clever play on words, like "death by numbers"? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by maka
Throw acid in his eyes. That will work. Probably a little drastic though.
1. Tell him the porn industry has finally unionized and all the actresses have gone on strike.
2. Tell him it was a bad year for hops and beer prices are expected to skyrocket.
3. Subtly clue him in to to the fact that professional wrestling is completely staged and scripted.
It's a start... ;)
Thomas :'( :'(
Why would you say such things :'(
Is it just me or every time I get a message saying someone answered this question, I don't see any answer?
My answer was: c'mon death_123 fess up, why would you want to make a guy cry? And the name death_123 hmmmmmmm... doesn't sound good
Squeeze his balls hard and hard LOL
And / or
Tell him you had balls before ;)
LOL how about pimping his car into a pink super mobile :D
Make him take your toy poodle (or some similar "poofy" breed) for a daytime walk in public, preferably with a diamond-studded collar and a cute pink bow. Heck, you can even put one on him.
Call him shortie :) you could also kick him in the nuts, but don't grab them or do that bear with him tied up thing that could make him thing other things... if he is emotional bring up some big problem between you two. The only other ways I know work if you're a guy. Also hurting him might not always work I had my jaw broken and I was spitting out blood no tears no uneasyness of voice or anything.
Tell Him Ur Moving To Calfornia Or Somewhere Far Away And U Give Him A Sad Face And U Start A Little Tear Here And There And He Starts Crying
Bring your mother around!! Nothing like a visit from the mother in law to make a grown man weep.
Tell him you have a case of beer, you subscribed him to the nfl network and you were wondering if you and two of her best looking friends would be able to please him all night long while you videotape for later viewing.
Tears of joy, my friend. Tears of joy
Does a woman really need to give a reason for wanting to make a guy cry? No. But really, if you want to see the guy boo-hoo like a baby, just tell him that you've maxed out all of his credit cards, and that the bank is sending people to repossess his stuff in the morning.:D
Actually that would make a woman cry harder. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by puhkin
Kick them in the balls!! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Death_123
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