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News article:

I just read this and here is a link.

I think it is a pretty cool story.

Dreamed up phone number leads man to a bride - Yahoo! Canada News

Yes, I remember seeing that bit of news. Very cute story, JH.

I have been working on trying to find magprob's phone number in my dreams. I keep coming up with phone numbers for massage parlors. :confused: Very weird.

The reason for that is I am really a Nappy Headed Ho working at Kitties Gentlemans Club on the Nevada/Idaho Border. You psycic abilities astound me!

Well, what a relief. I thought I was off my game for a while. Yes, I do have a tendency to be psychotic, er, um, I mean psychic.

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The reason for that is I am really a Nappy Headed Ho working at Kitties Gentlemans Club on the Nevada/Idaho Border. You psycic abilities astound me!

Magprob's night time prayer

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Allheart honey! I thought you would make a comment about Joe's post. That news article is something that would really make you feel more warm and fuzzy than you already are my dear! :)

But Allheart, I suffered an extremely traumatic experience when I was 14 years old. It changed my life for the worse for ever. It distorted my view of reality. It hollowed out my soul and made me wicked. I can't be warm and fuzzy. I just can't help it.

Magprob, did this traumatic experience have anything to do with spam, perchance?

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Originally Posted by RubyPitbull

Allheart honey! I thought you would make a comment about Joe's post. That news article is something that would really make you feel more warm and fuzzy than you already are my dear! :)

Hi my sweet :). You are right, a lovely story and I feel lots of warms and fuzzies :)

Thanks bundles for sharing Joe.

**many hugs***

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Originally Posted by magprob

But Allheart, I suffered an extremely traumatic experiance when I was 14 years old. It changed my life for the worse for ever. It distorted my view of reality. It hollowed out my soul and made me wicked. I can't be warm and fuzzy. I just can't help it.

Mag - you crack me up :). And you are so all warm and fuzzy, you can't hide behind that spam!

Hey, guess what, I got my first red box today. :):) LOL I feel so grown up now and special. Way too funny.

I really am now officially a member of AMHD. I actually deserved the red box, as I was trying to be funny, when I probably shouldn't have.

Now don't forget to say your night time prayer :)

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Originally Posted by RubyPitbull

Magprob, did this traumatic experience have anything to do with spam, perchance?

No, my Mama stopped breast feeding me.

LOL. Aww, you poor thing. I will have to check it out. I got a reddie a little while back on a very old posting I did. It was so old I didn't remember it! Anyway, when I took a look at it, I had to agree with the person that gave it to me. I gave a pretty crap answer. :eek:

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Originally Posted by magprob

No, my Mama stopped breast feeding me.

Well, if this happened when you were a teen, I guess I can understand how traumatic it would be for you. I suggest you discuss this problem with Mrs. Spammy. I think she might have a cure for you. ;)

I digress, that is a cool story about the guy dreaming her phone number. That must be an act of destiny! Other powers are at play.

So what you are saying is that your not supposed to get red boxes? I didn't know that. I've gotten so many, I thought is was a good thing, you know, like a gold star.

It is an incredible story. Absolutely amazing. How can they not be meant for each other!

And Yup, red boxes are the best kind to get - green can get a little dull:D

Frankly, I think the guy just had a lot to drink the night before and she DID give him her phone number. I think she has duped him into an unholy marriage! She be a she-devil!

Mag, you are right. You have been doing all the right things. We aren't too bright. I just checked the rules, and it is the red boxes we need to work on getting and keep stacking up. AH and I have to readjust our thinking now. So, you just keep up the good work there, bud.

Red it is then... woooohooooo

It isn't easy be green any oh ways :D

Oh Allheart,

I should have know this discussion would turn into talking about child hood traumas and spam and phychic powers and softies. Or should I say hard ones. Did I just say that.

Well Allheart, Welcome to the world of red blocks I am happy you finally got one, I could give you more if you want to feel even more welcome. Lol

I went and gave you a greenie instead I hope you can forgive my Lion a@@.

Joe

Just call me the lion king of red squares. It might not all show up on my profile but they are there.

I am so happy for you today. Allheart, your sense of humour is blossoming into something, uhm well something.

Joe

I am having the wrong dreams too, Ruby. Lol

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Yes, I remember seeing that bit of news. Very cute story, JH.

I have been working on trying to find magprob's phone number in my dreams. I keep coming up with phone numbers for massage parlors. :confused: Very weird.

Now that really CRACKS me up. Lol

ACK! Joe, nasty, nasty.

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Now that really CRACKS me up. lol

Oh my goodness gracious - LOL oh my gosh. :p

Can I use that for my avaiater pic... oh pllllease can I ? OH my God! 2 funny.

That is what your dream date would look like. Lol Stop calling those message parlours and you won't after worry abou it.

Actually, it is rather heart shaped or at least half of one, isn't it?

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oh my goodness gracious - LOL oh my gosh. :p

Can I use that for my avaiater pic...oh pllllease can I ? OH my God! 2 funny.

I dare you too, Oh and leave it for a week. Come on, I seriesly dare you too. Come on allheart. You can use it.

It is not me, I do not care. Lol

I would have shown a girls cracked butt, but I think I would get into more trouble then. Lol

Joe

Joe honey, something tells me my "dream date" is in much worse shape than that! (by the way, that does not give you license to try to dredge something up that may be even worse than this). :p

My mom-in-law always said, when women (like at the grammys) wear those low cut gowns with there you know what's hanging out... she always said it looks like an upside down butt hanging out of their gowns... once again, Mom-in-law is right... LOL

Yes, I think you should use it too AH. It really isn't obscene. Just, well, um,.
On second thought, maybe you shouldn't. I think one of our plumbers here should use it instead! :p

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I love it... it is GREAT FOR A PLUMBER...

Will I get in trouble??

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Oh allheart, even if you do. It was me that posted the pic first.

Omg you really crack me up. Lmasof.

I never thought you would use, will you keep it for a few days. Long enough for laura to see this.

I changed it back. Too chicken :).

But it would be perfect for one of the plumber guys :)

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

Oh allheart, even if you do. It was me that posted the pic first.

Omg you really crack me up. Lmasof.

I never thought you would use, will you keep it for a few days. Long enough for laura to see this.

Okie dokie - as long as no one gets mad at me or gets offended. But we all have cracks... don't we??

Joe - oh my God - I can't stop laughing. You have to see it in the threads. Especially the one where I got my red box present. It looks so funny.

Well I have to go and take a shower. Hope Laura sees it before then. I'm scared Joe - but can't stop laughing!! :)

Oh a little humor couldn't hurt anyone... could it :)

Nahh. It is funny. Leave it for a couple of days, then change it if you want to.

Ruby,

She already chickened out. Lol I hope she puts it back on.

Joe

Now that is but ugly!

Yes, butt ugly is the word for today. I hope allheart puts it back on as her avater. Lol