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Dancing with the Stars

Hello:

I don't care whacha say, I don't like Heather Mills. She done Paul wrong. Clyde the Glide is pretty cool.

Yeah, this excon likes dancing...

excon

I don't care what Heather Mills says, she married Paul for his money and she did rip him off. If ever, I get a chance to snatch her leg off and run widdit, know it was me!

I read that she had fled there to do a TV show you poor souls the women's a evil cow and I still think she was out to get money and publicity, on saying that though has the programme been entertaining?? It won't get repeated over here :(

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Originally Posted by magprob

If ever, I get a chance to snatch her leg off and run widdit, know it was me!

Ha ha, do it, DO IIIIIT!

Anna Nicole Smith was just as bad, just with 2 proper legs!

I watched 'Strictly Come Dancing' (the UK equivilent) and some of the moves were pretty impressive!

Ack! Missed the show last night! What the heck was I doing with my time? Forgot it was on. My only interest in watching that show is a direct result of Heather Mills being on it. I have been waiting in gleeful anticipation for that leg to go flying off during one of her dance routines. Now, THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT!

I am not a fan of Heather myself. But, I have enjoyed Anton, Ali's Daughter, and Ian (Steve from 90210). Funny would be her leg falling off and hitting Bruno in the head.

How bad can Billy Cyrus be

Billy can be as awful as he wants to be. He is my eye candy on that show this season. Of course, no one can come close to that Mario Lopez. What a body on that kid! What a butt!! Yeeeoowwweee! Although I have to admit that Emmet Smith won my heart. He ain't bad to look at either.

I like the idea of the leg flying off and hitting Bruno in the head! Nice visual T. Thanks. AND, I keep forgetting to mention to you how friggin' cute that puppy of yours is. He looks to be the size of my dog's snout.

Thanks!
He is a little bigger now. About 10lbs. He is the love of my life, next to my husband. Wherever I am he is. Even at school. The kids love him.

Yup. Know what you are saying. No matter where I go, there she is. The real Ms. Ruby is my co-pilot. Pays close attention to the road and my driving. Not the best at navigating though. She keeps getting the little lines on the map for roads and rivers mixed up. Problematic at times.

Ahhhh.. poor Heather Mills... I am sure she is misunderstood... as misunderstood as a pit viper. But I couldn't bear to watch her dance and so missed it.

How is it that we get so hooked on shows like this? Sometimes I can't believe I am watching it. Other times I can't take my eyes off the TV.

Society. It's society's fault I am the way I am, I tell you! Oh, the inhumanity of it all. We are all becoming empty-headed robots. I am convinced those television programmers have implanted a chip in my head while I sleep. I am waiting for the day that we all have little knobs sticking out of our temples from all the poisons our cell phones are emitting to our brains. Ack! Help! Ack!

Hello again:

Actually, she danced her buns (not leg) off last night. Surprised the hell out of me. But I still don't like her.

I think Laila Ali is the best. But, I want her dad to show up. He, along with JFK, are my heroes from that era.

I really think the blonde professional dancer (Kym?) is a babe.

Those dresses... not much to 'em. So, how do the girls, hold their... act together?

excon

Glue? Suction cups? Needle and thread?

Tape excon giggle its special booby tape ;)

How do you know about this kind of stuff CBW? ;)

LOL Ruby there has to be a way to stop them touching my tummy ;)

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Originally Posted by RubyPitbull

I am convinced those television programmers have implanted a chip in my head

Ruby, I think we need to talk. Let's go back to your room... It's time for your meds again. It's okay, a little Thorazine and all will be well.

My husband tells me my "rack" is held up by rebar.

And yes I still love him

Most of them use wig tape, seriously!

Sorry girls, I had to leave abruptly this a.m.

CBW, I sorry *shakes head* so very,very sorry.

J_9, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Not again. Boohoo.

T girl, Rebar? Really? Rebar?

IAM, okay. If you say so. How are the sheep? Or did you take my advice and finally watch one of George W. Bush's speeches?

Oh Ruby do not be impressed. It is a joke. I need far far less then rebar :)

I am not surprised by who was kicked off last night, what about all of you?

Hello again, Tuscany:

As much as I love the show, I missed it last night. Who got kicked off?? Clyde?? Heather?? The old guy??

excon

The supermodel!

Hello again:

The tall blonde?? Shandy?? Or something?? She sucked.

excon

Yeah the taller of the two blondes, but her name started with a P I think.. She was the stiff one that was kind of mechanical in her movements. The shorter blonde (Miss America) is still there.

It really is all about Heather.

Turns out Paul McCartney's acrimonious split from Heather Mills hasn't soured him on the fairer sex. The former Beatle, 64, was seen last week in London squiring moneybags beer heiress Sabrina Guinness, 52, to dinner with his daughter Stella and her husband, Alasdhair Willis, a double date that was unfortunately foiled when paparazzi caught them together. Paul, however, is pouring cold water on speculation that he's dipping his big toe back into the dating pool. "I realize everyone wants to see me with a new bird right now and that's very flattering," he told the London Daily Mail. "I have known this lady for a while. We enjoy each other's company. When we get together we talk about stuff like the environment and Al Gore, things like that. We have similar views." But, he downplayed, "It's not really a big thing." Guinness was a bit more straightforward, declaring to the Daily Mirror, "We've been friends for a long time ... There's no relationship." Mills, meanwhile, was "apoplectic with rage" over the rendezvous, according to the Mail. "She feels this has really humiliated her. Heather has long believed forces are at work trying to destroy her and she feels this is just the next step," a confidante tells the paper. "In Heather's mind, she feels this has actually been done when she is out of the country to overshadow her American television debut [on 'Dancing With the Stars']."

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You're right, it is drivel but man don't mess with one of the Beatles! Piss me off! By the way, the Beatles name does not refur to the bug- It means Beat- les. Like Stand-els or like... you get the picture. Some guy once made the remark that my music was stupid because the band was named after bugs. I told him he was stupid and I slugged him. Peace out

I didn't see the that poor excuse for a divorced woman either. Now she is making time on all the talk shows around the US but I think there is a ban on what she can say about Paul.
She sure must be disappointed at that!!