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This photo of Ron Paul and Rick Perry was snapped during a break in the debate last night (some Ron Paul fans think Perry assaulted him), so how about a caption contest?
http://media.hotair.com/wp/wp-conten...perry-paul.jpg
Keep it clean. Winner gets a date with excon.
No hitting below the belt or you get a date with excon.
"How many fingers am I holding up?"
I told you I would make you Secretary of the Treasury, but you promised not to bring up the fact Al Gore and I are best friends.
"Now, I NEVER want to see you wearing the same suit as me again!"
It's important you don't tell them the truth
Hi Doc, would you look at this thing on my finger??Quote:
Originally Posted by speechlesstx
This State isn't big enough for the 2 of us.
Pull my finger
A silver dime for your thoughts
You won't get away with that on this podium!
Pass gas ONE MORE time...
Your face looks like someone 'treated you ugly'.
"Ron baby, blow this eyelash off my finger and make a wish."
"That blue tie really brings out your eyes."
"You're getting verrry sleepy, Ron. Now one, two, three sleep!"
I'll whup you if you don't call off the Ronulan attempt to find out who I slept with.
Anti-Rick Perry Ad | Have You Ever Had Sex With Rick Perry | Robert Morrow | Mediaite
"You ever back talk me again and I'll give you a wet willy!"
Have you ever had sex with Rick Perry?Don't you DARE tell them about "our" night together..Quote:
Originally Posted by speechlesstx
"I paid for this microphone"
"From this angle you look almost lifelike, Ron. And by golly, I think you even have a pulse."
Am I the only one who sees a disconnect about MSNBC hosting a Republican debate at the Reagan library ?
(both a caption and an observation)
Obama at his campai... jobs speech last night:
http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2011-09/64595239.jpg
"Sorry Joe, I had a chili dog for lunch and it was THIS big."
Pass me the ball!
I lit a fart last night, and the flame was this long.. Michelle got a kick out of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by speechlesstx
Lili Von Shtupp: Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!
http://media.hotair.com/wp/wp-conten...perry-paul.jpg
It fit in my nose just fine, bet it fits in yours too.
Bend over and cough!
Beat me to the proctology joke .
"Good thing we had a doctor in the house, I think Brian Williams is having a stroke over my death penalty answer."
http://media.hotair.com/wp/wp-conten...perry-paul.jpg
Rick: Don't mess with Texas!!
Ron: You fool I am from Texas TOO!!
We're not having this conversation!
And one more thing, Ron, you do not have any pulse regardless of what other people are saying about you I think you've been dead for years and just don't know it. Just look at that phoney smile plastered on your frozen face. Take my word for it, buddy, you've been dead for longer than you think.
And for Obama's photo...
But on a lighter note why I've even had Valerie measure Michelle's behind and she says it's this... big. Anyone have any extra large panties out there she could buy?
So, did I win a romantic date with Exie, can't wait!! Or did I? And you got me all worked up over nuttin (as Exie would say).
Don't pull that pretend to button your coat and ignore me tactic, Ron, you know what you did out there embarrassing the hell out of me! Stop looking so sheepish at me when I speak to you.
I have to award a winner already?
..
We have a winner!Quote:
Originally Posted by hkstroud
Hello again,
235?? I don't get it... Besides, I don't want to go out with HK. Oh, I'm sure he's cute and all that, but...
excon
It refers to the question in the debate about the Texas executions.
Quote:
WILLIAMS: Governor Perry, a question about Texas. Your state has executed 234 death row inmates, more than any other governor in modern times. Have you…
(APPLAUSE)
Have you struggled to sleep at night with the idea that any one of those might have been innocent?
PERRY: No, sir. I’ve never struggled with that at all. The state of Texas has a very thoughtful, a very clear process in place of which — when someone commits the most heinous of crimes against our citizens, they get a fair hearing, they go through an appellate process, they go up to the Supreme Court of the United States, if that’s required.
But in the state of Texas, if you come into our state and you kill one of our children, you kill a police officer, you’re involved with another crime and you kill one of our citizens, you will face the ultimate justice in the state of Texas, and that is, you will be executed.
WILLIAMS: What do you make of…
(APPLAUSE)
What do you make of that dynamic that just happened here, the mention of the execution of 234 people drew applause?
PERRY: I think Americans understand justice. I think Americans are clearly, in the vast majority of — of cases, supportive of capital punishment. When you have committed heinous crimes against our citizens — and it’s a state-by-state issue, but in the state of Texas, our citizens have made that decision, and they made it clear, and they don’t want you to commit those crimes against our citizens. And if you do, you will face the ultimate justice.
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