Agreed that Bush was not a fiscal conservative, and the Republicans left their conservative base.

BUT the Obama plan seems to be spend more and tax more.

He has bragged about a minuscule cut in spending, but continues to spend like the supply is unlimited. It isn't!

Elsewhere, I suggested that we should amend or repeal the Federal Reserve Act and the government directly SPEND money into circulation instead of printing it and then BORROWING it into circulation.

It would help a lot, but it ain't going to happen.

Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it, signed by a president who smokes, funded by a treasury chief who did not pay his taxes, overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that is nearly broke.

What could go wrong?

That's a good one Galveston


The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package.


The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a.shol.s in Washington





G&P

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That's a good one Galveston

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Yea but it's not his words.



Like much of what he writes he lifted it from any one of these sites


passed by a Congress that hasn't read it, signed by a president who smokes - Google Search

Where he likely gets most of his talking points.



Same with your words inthebox, you stole them fromsoemwhere else:

http://www.google.ca/search?source=i...lr%3D&aq=f&oq=





A bunch of plagiarists you are.




All my love,





Nk.

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yea but it's not his words.



Like much of what he writes he lifted it from any one of these sites


passed by a Congress that hasn't read it, signed by a president who smokes - Google Search

where he likely gets most of his talking points.



Same with your words inthebox, you stole them fromsoemwhere else:

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted - Google Search





A bunch of plagiarists you are.




all my love,





nk.

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We never said it was original. We just think it's funny.

Don't you?

Besides, when I do post something original, Ex says I'm not smart enough to think of it myself. Shucks, I just can't win.:D

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Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it, signed by a president who smokes, funded by a treasury chief who did not pay his taxes, overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that is nearly broke.

What possibly could go wrong?

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Gal,

That's great.

Do you mind if I steal it? Or at least borrow it liberally?

Elliot

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Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it, signed by a president who smokes, funded by a treasury chief who did not pay his taxes, overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that is nearly broke.

What possibly could go wrong?

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Got this reply in my email today

What could possibly go wrong:

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello?"

"Mrs. Sanders, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."

"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.

"Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay for these expensive tests just one time."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The folks at Obama health care recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

Hahahaha, Tom believes spam!

I'm about ready to believe that NK has no sense of humor.

Great one Tom!

Geez, NK. Do you have absolutely no ability to recognize a joke? And that was a good one, too.

Ok, OK, OK, I'll join the fun:

"Everyone's favorite Idaho senator who did not have gay sex in a public bathroom, Larry Craig, is back in the news. You may remember, he pleaded guilty to public indecency for playing footsie with an undercover cop in the men's room in the Minneapolis airport. Well, not long after that, he decided he was not playing footsie and asked the judge if he could withdraw his guilty plea. Well, the judge today said 'no.' For some reason now, Senator Craig has decided not to resign. ... His fellow Republicans are not happy. They want him out of there. A lot of them stopped talking to him. Some of them have stopped having sex with him."

"They shut down Pennsylvania Avenue because of a suspicious package, did you hear about that? Turns out it was just a big bag of laundered money for Tom DeLay."

Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 5,000 years later, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel; this is the Promised Land!"
Now Bush Jr. wants to steal your shovels, kick your asses, raise the price of your Camels, and mortgage the Promised Land.
Bush Jr. wants to change the Republican Party Emblem from an elephant to a condom, because it stands for inflation, protects a bunch of pricks, halts production, and gives a false sense of security while one is being screwed.

Does this show the difference between conservative humor and liberal humor?

Really old material NK. You need to get out more.

Did you really think tom's joke was new? It's a variation on a very old joke about Alzheimer's.

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Did you really think tom's joke was new? It's a variation on a very old joke about Alzheimer's.

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At least it is updated.

I doubt there ARE any new jokes.

Speaking of funny. I listened to this guy talk and he was very humorous for an american. ;)

Being a Dem though you guys probably won't find him funny at all.

Peter Hartcher | Australia-USA channels