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  • Mar 13, 2008, 07:31 AM
    ScottGem
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by JudyKayTee
    That's not exactly the whole story I heard - yes, sans condom, but, ummm, not exactly face up missionary position.

    Cough, cough.

    Hmm, Eliot Spitzer not in the dominant position? Now that could explain why he went outside his marriage for this.
  • Mar 13, 2008, 07:33 AM
    speechlesstx
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by NeedKarma
    Smoking Gun has a pic of his hooker:
    The Smoking Gun: Photos Of Eliot Spitzer's Hooker - March 12, 2008

    Might I be first to say that she is hot!

    Yeah, but was she worth that much for her services? "Classy" hooker or not I just can't get over the ickiness factor of not knowing where that thing has been before it got to me ;)
  • Mar 13, 2008, 07:36 AM
    speechlesstx
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ScottGem
    Hmm, Eliot Spitzer not in the dominant position? Now that could explain why he went outside his marriage for this.

    :D
  • Mar 13, 2008, 07:38 AM
    JudyKayTee
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ScottGem
    Hmm, Eliot Spitzer not in the dominant position? Now that could explain why he went outside his marriage for this.


    Depends on your definition of dominant - "this style" he could also watch TV, in case he happened to be on the News, when he was otherwise occupied.

    Or Seinfeld.
  • Mar 13, 2008, 07:53 AM
    excon
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by speechlesstx
    I just can't get over the ickiness factor of not knowing where that thing has been before it got to me ;)

    Hello Steve:

    This is a pretty common reason amongst people who don't shop for sex. However, I fail to distinguish between paid for "ickiness", and free "ickiness".

    If it's your suggestion that high class call girls do it MORE than your average 22 year old, I wouldn't subscribe to that school of thought.

    When you dine in your local restaurant, why aren't you worried about where that fork has been? Have you seen some of the mouths that hang around restaurants?? Talk about ickiness.

    excon
  • Mar 13, 2008, 08:05 AM
    speechlesstx
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by excon
    Hello Steve:

    This is a pretty common reason amongst people who don't shop for sex. However, I fail to distinguish between paid for "ickiness", and free "ickiness".

    So you're making an argument for abstinence and faithfulness? ;)

    Quote:

    If it's your suggestion that high class call girls do it MORE than your average 22 year old, I wouldn't subscribe to that school of thought.
    Nope, not my school of thought, but I would feel less "ickiness" knowing and having a relationship with that person. I was never one for the 'hookup,' I actually cared about the girls in my life :)

    Quote:

    When you dine in your local restaurant, why aren't you worried about where that fork has been? Have you seen some of the mouths that hang around restaurants?? Talk about ickiness.
    Good point, and my wife had food poisoning twice last year - but I know at least our local health department tries to make sure that fork has been sanitized in an antibacterial solution. That's a bit more difficult with a real live woman :D
  • Mar 13, 2008, 08:08 AM
    ScottGem
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by speechlesstx
    Good point, and my wife had food poisoning twice last year - but I know at least our local health department tries to make sure that fork has been sanitized in an antibacterial solution. That's a bit more difficult with a real live woman :D

    And therein lies one of the main arguments for legalized prostitution. That and the revenue stream from taxation.
  • Mar 13, 2008, 08:20 AM
    tomder55
    Got to love it legal and illegal prostitution is undeniably linked with human trafficking . But at least they are clean.
  • Mar 13, 2008, 08:26 AM
    excon
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ScottGem
    And therein lies one of the main arguments for legalized prostitution. That and the revenue stream from taxation.

    Hello again:

    Bingo!

    I don't know about dem udder guys. But, I always dip my hookers in anti-bacterial solution.

    excon
  • Mar 13, 2008, 08:30 AM
    ScottGem
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by excon
    I dunno bout dem udder guys. But, I always dip my hookers in anti-bacterial solution.

    excon

    But the udder is not the issue, it's the other end that presents the problem. Also dipping the hookers may not work, swabbing is what's needed. They guy is the one doing the dipping.

    ::: ducking :::
  • Mar 13, 2008, 08:33 AM
    speechlesstx
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by excon
    Hello again:

    Bingo!

    I dunno bout dem udder guys. But, I always dip my hookers in anti-bacterial solution.

    LOL, do you dip her for fleas and ticks while you're at it?
  • Mar 13, 2008, 08:41 AM
    speechlesstx
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ScottGem
    But the udder is not the issue, its the other end that presents the problem. Also dipping the hookers may not work, swabbing is what's needed. They guy is the one doing the dipping.

    ::: ducking :::

    Man, has this post digressed or what? :p
  • Mar 13, 2008, 08:50 AM
    ScottGem
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by speechlesstx
    Man, has this post digressed or what? :p

    Well this whole situation is udderly ridiculous to begin with :D
  • Mar 13, 2008, 08:58 AM
    JudyKayTee
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by speechlesstx
    LOL, do you dip her for fleas and ticks while you're at it?


    I don't think you have to - these are high price callgirls. They probably all wear Hartz Mountain Flea and Tick Collars.

    Just be careful not to breathe in the fumes.
  • Mar 13, 2008, 09:07 AM
    speechlesstx
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by JudyKayTee
    I don't think you have to - these are high price callgirls. They probably all wear Hartz Mountain Flea and Tick Collars.

    Just be careful not to breathe in the fumes.

    Preparing for a rendezvous with a hooker?

    http://www.taylortheteacher.com/word.../10/hazmat.jpg
  • Mar 13, 2008, 09:15 AM
    JudyKayTee
    [QUOTE=speechlesstx]Preparing for a rendezvous with a hooker?



    I think the final word has been heard! Too, too funny -
  • Mar 13, 2008, 09:53 AM
    N0help4u
    I heard they are getting him on money laundrying apparently he was using money that was not his and that is how they caught him.
  • Mar 13, 2008, 09:55 AM
    N0help4u
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by excon
    Hello again:

    Bingo!

    I dunno bout dem udder guys. But, I always dip my hookers in anti-bacterial solution.

    excon


    Ex you might want to read this

    Bursting the bubble on antibacterial soap - News>>Science

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