Raccoons are devilishly cleaver beasts. And they wear a burglers mask.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-tt1Rad6VpS...raccoons-1.jpg

The perfect spy. You better watch it Smoothy the feds are on to you.

And Democrats, too, in disguise!!!!!

Problem is so many of them have rabies. Except for bats I think they have the highest infection rate in the region.

Abd they are mean and aggressive and strong!

That too.

Ah you have finally explained it; an epidemic of rabies