APPARENTLY ZOMBIES ARE IT IN THE US!

Really don't these people have anything better to do. Spoof or not, news has emerged that the Department of Homeland Security sent people to ZOMBIE training. Really?

Zombie Apocalypse. Is this how the world will end? | News.com.au

Walking dead, honestly? You have seen too many horror movies.

Although I have to admit I have seen some of the walking dead around here, where's my machette?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-o...b_2228988.html

Got to game for every scenario

No Walking Dead for 2 months... argggg...

Its not the stories and theory's that make up the Mayan calender, but the accuracy of predicting the position of the stars and heavenly bodies through observation over many years. That's science, and in that they were very accurate.

Yeah well they had nothing better to do, but given the weather in that part of the world you would wonder how they got it done

Tropics?? And I doubt the whole society was tracking the night skies, more likely a scientist type like Franklin who published an almanac for the farmers in America.

Yeah americans of various persuasions have a habit of doing that, go figure

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it is optional you know

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As is rudeness.

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All I can say is the end of her world is indeed coming

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Bold prediction.

Days? Hours? Months? Years? I'm going to costco this weekend so id like to know how many cases of chai tea to buy cause I'm a real b@astard without a cup of hot tea... sooo... you are the man with the plan in hand.

You state it is coming.

That seems to imply a deadline looming.

I'm not on the looming deadline email list.

So...

All you.go.

Julia must face an election in 2013, and as she is the most unpopular Prime Minister certainly in living memory, therefore I predict her demise, The day and the hour is known only to her. Now as to tea, if you want to have another tea party over there, apparently two was never enough, I suggest you buy a ship load as it may become in short supply at any time, and not necessarily as a result of natural disaster.

It is not rudeness to state the obvious

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Julia must face an election in 2013, and as she is the most unpopular Prime Minister certainly in living memory, therefore I predict her demise, . the day and the hour is known only to her. Now as to tea, if you want to have another tea party over there, apparently two was never enough, I suggest you buy a ship load as it may become in short supply at any time, and not necessarily as a result of natural disaster.

It is not rudeness to state the obvious

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Its not wrong to point out obvious rudeness, however expected and common.

Still.. the deadline... you fail to prophet.. it be somewhere looming soon. Ish. Er.

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still.. the deadline... you fail to prophet.. it be somewhere looming soon. ish. er.

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I don't make prophecies on demand, future events are not at my command

What you can be sure of is the world will not end because of the end of the Mayan count

Just an update, folks, the 21st December has dawned bright and beautifull in that place where we get the news first and it is now after Midday, so the catacylism has been given a reasonable chance to take hold, but alas, we are still here, enjoying the endless sunshine and clean air

So all I can say to the doomsdaysayers, is; up your nose with a rubber hose and Merry Christmas

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Just an update, folks, the 21st December has dawned bright and beautifull in that place where we get the news first and it is now after Midday, so the catacylism has been given a reasonable chance to take hold, but alas, we are still here, enjoying the endless sunshine and clean air

so all i can say to the doomsdaysayers, is; up your nose with a rubber hose and Merry Christmas

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Well that's quite a change from what you said a few posts ago. What about you saying the end of the world is near?

Too funny!

Oh and thank you Kp, thank you for backing me up. I, however, do not take anything this clown says to heart. He is a smart a$$ in every thread. So, it doesn't surprise me...

Hey I never said it was going to happen, haven't you heard of sarcasm? Didn't you read the header?

Is anyone out there?
http://www.news.com.au/

http://www.news.com.au/features/maya...-1226542080733

Can't go by Aussie time... The Myans lived in Mexico . We have until midnight GMT zones S and T

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can't go by Aussie time ... The Myans lived in Mexico . We have until midnight GMT zones S and T

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Actually it was at midnight the 21, which has already passed, so I think it is safe to say we will be just fine.

Due to technical Difficulties.The scheduled END OF WORLD event has been postponed. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.

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Actually it was at midnight the 21, which has already passed, so I think it is safe to say we will be just fine.

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Thanks for the clarification... my sundial was off .

We had a heavy downpour last night and I woke up this morning to find 2 inches of water in the basement. What a mess - perhaps that was the cataclysm the Mayans were predicting?

Our electricity went off because of high winds. When our house and all of our power grid went dark and we were plunged into total blackness, I thought, "This is it!"

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thanks for the clarification ... my sundial was off .

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Glad I could I could help.