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  • Jul 25, 2013, 09:34 AM
    tomder55
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by excon View Post
    Hello again, tom:
    You wanna talk about ONE guy. I wanna talk about the unconstitutional abortion bill in North Carolina. That's your war on women on STERIODS!!!

    excon

    It's not unconstitutional to regulate the abortion industry. Since this is not a ban on abortion ,it doesn't violate the provisions of Roe .
  • Jul 25, 2013, 09:51 AM
    speechlesstx
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Wondergirl View Post
    Huh? No, we rise above it.

    Is that what Huma is doing by letting Weiner blame her for his problem, rising above it?
  • Jul 25, 2013, 09:51 AM
    Wondergirl
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by speechlesstx View Post
    Is that what Huma is doing by letting Weiner blame her for his problem, rising above it?

    Give it time.
  • Jul 25, 2013, 09:52 AM
    tomder55
    Don't think Weiner has a problem rising above it.
  • Jul 25, 2013, 09:58 AM
    speechlesstx
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by tomder55 View Post
    don't think Weiner has a problem rising above it.

    Time and again. As John Podhoretz put it, "Yes, his emergence as Carlos Danger might be just the thing to make Anthony Weiner rise to the top at last!"
  • Jul 25, 2013, 09:59 AM
    NeedKarma
    We definitely need more erection jokes here.
  • Jul 25, 2013, 10:00 AM
    speechlesstx
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Wondergirl View Post
    Give it time.

    Another public humiliation two years later is not helping your case here.
  • Jul 25, 2013, 10:02 AM
    Wondergirl
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by speechlesstx View Post
    Another public humiliation two years later is not helping your case here.

    It takes some of us longer than others.
  • Jul 25, 2013, 10:02 AM
    tomder55
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by NeedKarma View Post
    We definitely need more erection jokes here.

    It could've been worse. His last name could've been Vagina.
  • Jul 25, 2013, 10:09 AM
    speechlesstx
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by NeedKarma View Post
    We definitely need more erection jokes here.

    I love a good joke.

    "Anthony Weiner the peter tweeter is at is again. He admitted in a press conference to having more online sexting episode well after he resigned from Congress. This time Anthony Weiner used the name Carlos danger. He was sexting women under the name Carlos Danger. See, this is Weiner's way of getting more Latino support." –Jay Leno

    "As a comedian, I am pleading with the voters of New York: please elect this man." –Jay Leno

    "Anthony Weiner released a statement today saying this behavior is behind me. Then he added, if you want to see more of what's behind me, I'll text you a photograph." –Craig Fergsuon

    "Mayoral candidate Anthony Wiener had more photographs released from his sexting scandal. New Yorkers were so shocked that Eliot Spitzer fell off his hooker." –Craig Fergsuon

    "So, Anthony Weiner has apologized for this new scandal. He also apologized for the next one. And the next one after that." –David Letterman

    "At the press conference today, Anthony Weiner’s wife said she will stand by her husband. Especially when he goes on the computer." –Conan O'Brien

    "We have former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer on the show tonight. He'll be here only for about five minutes, but we're charging him for the full hour." –Jimmy Fallon

    "Eliot Spitzer is on the show. When he got here, I said, 'Do you need someone to escort, er, show you to your dressing room?'" –Jimmy Fallon

    @rainnwilson
    RainnWilson
    If the #RoyalBaby were to be named "Carlos Danger", this would be the greatest news day of all time. #DoItEngland!

    @BorowitzReport
    Andy Borowitz
    Convicted drug smuggler Carlos Danger said today that he was suing Anthony Weiner for using his name, explaining, "Being associated with Weiner has irreparably damaged my reputation."

    @mikedicenzo
    Mike DiCenzo
    "Carlos Danger" is somehow a less fake-sounding name than just "Anthony Weiner."

    @carr2n
    David Carr
    I'll admit that Carlos Danger is a decent porn name, but not sure he needed a better one that Anthony Weiner.

    @curlycomedy
    Abbi Crutchfield
    Inventing a new cocktail: the Carlos Danger (gin & tonic that you drink with someone else then apologize to your wife).

    @JosephScrimshaw
    Joseph Scrimshaw
    Sometimes I think the universe is random. Then a man named Weiner does a press conference about d**k pics on National Hot Dog Day. #synergy

    http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/...016-ticket.jpg
  • Jul 25, 2013, 10:22 AM
    NeedKarma
    ^^

    That's about how I view conservative forums.
  • Jul 25, 2013, 11:02 AM
    speechlesstx
    As if anyone cares.
  • Jul 25, 2013, 11:24 AM
    speechlesstx
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Wondergirl View Post
    It takes some of us longer than others.

    Apparently that's not going over well with some.
  • Jul 25, 2013, 11:32 AM
    tomder55
    Quote:

    If the #RoyalBaby were to be named "Carlos Danger", this would be the greatest news day of all time. #DoItEngland!
    Bad enough they named him 'George ' .now he will grow up being known as 'boy George ' .
  • Jul 27, 2013, 05:38 AM
    speechlesstx
    FYI, mayor Filner has opted for two weeks of therapy over resigning. Maybe he'll do better than Carlos Danger. Nahhh.

    Speaking of Carlos Danger, he makes a cameo in this priceless video.

    Students Sign Petition to Legalize 4th Trimester Abortion



    I have no words.
  • Jul 27, 2013, 06:47 AM
    NeedKarma
    Let's pray for hum to get better.
  • Jul 29, 2013, 11:43 AM
    speechlesstx
    Right after I make the argument that the reason Democrats tend to excuse people like Weiner and Filner because they push the agenda in spite of their er, indiscretions - along comes Marion Barry (another example) to hammer home the point.

    Quote:

    In an interview Saturday night on Geraldo Rivera's show on Fox News, Barry said, "One bit of advice to the congressman: I'd stop talking so much about now and start talking about what you did for seven terms while he was in the Congress. He's a good Democrat."
    And that's what it's all about folks. As long as they're a "good Democrat" it doesn't matter who gets hurt in the process. As long as abortion is available on demand it doesn't matter if we lose a few women to a Gosnell or how many babies are killed. It's all about the cause, man!

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    And while I'm at it, the victim of another celebrated pervert is about to publish her memoir - Samantha Geimer. She would be the victim of Roman Polanksi, the guy who is still celebrated every year at Cannes.

    What happened?

    "Geimer, who was just 13 at the time. Polanski was accused of raping the teen during a modeling shoot at actor Jack Nicholson's home, after drugging her with alcohol and a Quaalude, and was originally indicted on six felony counts."

    No biggie there, eh? Polanksi pled down then fled the country and was convicted in absentia.

    The LA Times describes the atrocious assault on 13 year old Samantha, as "the notorious night that changed both of their lives."

    Poor Polanski, his life was changed.
  • Jul 31, 2013, 07:16 AM
    speechlesstx
    Apparently respect for women runs deep in Weinerland. A former Weiner intern- now that's got to be an interesting job - wrote a piece in the NY Daily News and Weinerville was not happy...

    Quote:

    Now, Team Weiner is firing back. TPM called Weiner’s communications director Barbara Morgan to discuss an unrelated story Tuesday and she went off on a curse-filled rant about Nuzzi, describing her as a fame hungry “b*tch” who “sucked” at her job. Morgan also called Nuzzi a “slutbag,” “twat,” and “c*nt” while threatening to sue her.
    Close your eyes and picture the fun we would be having had a Republican used any of those words.

    Meanwhile, Bob 'Filthy' Filner is asking the city to pay his legal fees, while the city is asking him to pay theirs. And, a Democrat strategist says female members of Congress thought he was "creepy".

    Quote:

    "I had dinner this weekend with female members and former members who said this guy has been this way all along, that everybody thought he was a little creepy," said Democratic strategist Hilary Rosen.
    More interesting than women finding him creepy is the part about "this guy has been this way all along." The guy was a member of Congress for 20 years, he didn't become a pervert all of a sudden. Who knew and why were they protecting him?
  • Jul 31, 2013, 09:41 AM
    speechlesstx
    New Anthony Weiner campaign slogan courtesy of Dr. Richard C. Friedman via the NY Times...

    "Look at my wonderful organ. Isn’t it beautiful?’”
  • Jul 31, 2013, 09:44 AM
    Wondergirl
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by speechlesstx View Post
    "Look at my wonderful organ. Isn’t it beautiful?’”

    I didn't know he is a keyboard player! Wonder if he can play the accordion..

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