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  • Nov 23, 2006, 04:53 PM
    excon
    Hello again, jack:

    You keep talking about this "project", as though it's something more than your imagination. I agree with you, bad people should be exposed. But, I'm not going to start a website to do it.

    Neither are you. Who are you trying to kid? You aren't going to own it, work it or fund it. Some "group" is. Right... Dude, you've been associating with the convicts too long. Get a life.

    This forum is where we deal with REAL problems that affect REAL people, who are actually going to DO something about it. All you're doing is running your mouth.

    excon
  • Nov 23, 2006, 05:02 PM
    jackross
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by excon
    Hello again, jack:

    You keep talking about this "project", as though it's something more than your imagination. I agree with you, bad people should be exposed. But, I'm not gonna start a website to do it.

    Neither are you. Who are you trying to kid? You aren't going to own it, work it or fund it. Some "group" is. Right..... Dude, you've been associating with the convicts too long. Get a life.

    This forum is where we deal with REAL problems that affect REAL people, who are actually going to DO something about it. All you're doing is running your mouth.

    excon


    Thank you, I have a life, and your mouth is full of negative answers to a real matter here.
  • Nov 24, 2006, 07:04 AM
    Sentra
    No, think of it more as an honest and blunt view on what you have been saying here.
  • Nov 24, 2006, 10:20 AM
    jackross
    Ok
  • Nov 27, 2006, 08:47 PM
    jackross
    Excerpts from Court Reporters

    These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
    Q: Are you sexually active?
    A: No, I just lie there.
    _______________________________
    Q: What is your date of birth?
    A: July 15.
    Q: What year?
    A: Every year.
    ______________________________________
    Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
    A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
    ______________________________________
    Q: This condition you have... does it affect your memory at all?
    A: Yes.
    Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
    A: I forget.
    Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
    _____________________________________
    Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
    A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
    Q: How long has he lived with you?
    A: Forty-five years.
    _____________________________________
    Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
    A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
    Q: And why did that upset you?
    A: My name is Susan.
    ______________________________________
    Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
    A: We both do.
    Q: Voodoo?
    A: We do.
    Q: You do?
    A: Yes, voodoo.
    ______________________________________
    Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
    A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
    ___________________________________
    Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
    _____________________________________
    Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
    ______________________________________
    Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
    A: Yes.
    Q: And what were you doing at that time?
    ______________________________________
    Q: She had three children, right?
    A: Yes.
    Q: How many were boys?
    A: None.
    Q: Were there any girls?
    ______________________________________
    Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
    A:! By death.
    Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
    ______________________________________
    Q: Can you describe the individual?
    A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
    Q: Was this a male, or a female?
    ______________________________________
    Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
    A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
    ______________________________________
    Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
    A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
    ______________________________________
    Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
    A: Oral.
    ______________________________________
    Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
    A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
    Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
    A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
    ______________________________________
    Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
    ____ __________________________________
    Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
    A: No.
    Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
    A: No.
    Q: Did you check for breathing?
    A: No.
    Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
    A: No.
    Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
    A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
    Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
    A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
  • Nov 28, 2006, 04:47 AM
    Sentra
    ... is this a joke?
  • Nov 28, 2006, 05:15 AM
    talaniman
    Yes, this whole thread is a joke.
  • Nov 28, 2006, 05:42 AM
    Sentra
    Whew! :) I am off to drink my pot of coffee then

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