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  • Feb 20, 2009, 04:44 PM
    this8384

    So he was seven when he stole a car? *ROFLMFAO*
  • Feb 20, 2009, 05:33 PM
    Fr_Chuck

    Actually yes there would be a bounty for him if he used a bail bondsmen when he skipped bail.

    And there is no issues to bring them back either.
  • Feb 20, 2009, 06:05 PM
    Fr_Chuck

    Except for maybe computer IP addresses, And past known address when you were stopped for traffic offenses, and last known address when you were released from jail hold.

    But I would assume the bounty on this would not be worth the trouble.
  • Feb 20, 2009, 09:21 PM
    twinkiedooter

    I know this is supposed to be the law board, but since I posted my answer to the question earlier today and just now read over the OP's continuing saga, I've got to get back on my chair here and stop laughing.

    I, personally, think we've been trolled guys. He keeps adding more and more "stuff" to his story.

    This guy if he is real is just a career criminal who is presently taking a 3 year hiatus from prison.

    I'm going to crank up the old popcorn maker... anybody want some popcorn? This movie is getting weirder and weirder.
  • Feb 20, 2009, 09:27 PM
    Fr_Chuck

    Of course but it has been so much fun I could not help myself but not only let it go but even went with it.

    The original posters facts don't add up, the sentences, the being held and then not transported and all is not how it really works, But was having so much fun making fun of him, I guess I should have deleted it and closed it.
    Perhaps tomorrow
  • Feb 20, 2009, 09:35 PM
    twinkiedooter

    Yes, he's added way too much info that does not add up. Maybe he's been abducted by aliens while playing the slot machines (in another post) and won't be back...
  • Feb 20, 2009, 09:53 PM
    N0help4u

    Maybe best bet is being an illegal alien in Mexico. No state is going to give you a drivers license until you get your life problems 'fixed'
  • Feb 21, 2009, 08:03 AM
    JudyKayTee
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Fr_Chuck View Post
    From the year of the tiger being
    1999 and 1987 would be my guess


    I wanted to see if OP could figure it out - but, yes, you win.

    How is that Assistant to the Easter Bunny application working out?
  • Feb 21, 2009, 08:34 AM
    this8384

    Judy, if you had half a brain, you would KNOW that the Easter Bunny isn't REAL... duh.

    However, I have heard that there's an opening at the North Pole. How do you feel about making toys for no pay under the authority of someone who goes by "Santa Claus"? :D
  • Feb 21, 2009, 09:34 AM
    JudyKayTee
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by this8384 View Post
    Judy, if you had half a brain, you would KNOW that the Easter Bunny isn't REAL....duh.

    However, I have heard that there's an opening at the North Pole. How do you feel about making toys for no pay under the authority of someone who goes by "Santa Claus"? :D


    Would work for me - I'm into fat guys and short guys and that would be the best of both Worlds. (I think you're wrong about the Easter Bunny, by the way.)

    And for your information, PLENTY of people have told me I DO have half a brain - usually in reddies.
  • Feb 21, 2009, 12:58 PM
    ScottGem

    Trollness is confirmed. The OP used a second ID to pretend to be a bounty hunter going after himself.

    Can we say schizo?
  • Feb 21, 2009, 01:05 PM
    Fr_Chuck

    Even worst, since he did not know where he was and could not find him. Perhaps meditation and let him "find hisself"
  • Feb 21, 2009, 01:21 PM
    twinkiedooter

    Oh, I guess I'm the winner then. I guessed he was trolling us back at post #44.

    Do I get an Easter Basket brought by Santa Clause? Or JudyKT, the assistant to the EB?

    They have to get up a lot earlier in the morning to get ahead of us here at AMHD as we usually spot them right off.

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    AMHD experts - 1
  • Feb 21, 2009, 03:06 PM
    twinkiedooter

    Ok, so where's my Easter Basket? Or the aliens abduct that too? LOL!
  • Feb 23, 2009, 10:18 AM
    this8384

    Dear lord, Twinkie... only a fool would believe in aliens.

    It's glaringly obvious that the Tooth Fairy is the culprit behind the missing Easter baskets...

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