No, I have no need to trap you so I can "beak" at you - whatever that means.
This is a legal board and you said: "The courts have stated that the employment discrimination laws are not intended to be a "clean language law." If you work in a hospital, there may be special rules that could apply." I have no reason to believe or disbelieve this and would like to see where the info came from.
I would like your reference for this because it could be helpful to me.