Okie dokie folkies...

Here is your chance to enter the ALL TIME GREATEST HOT SAUCE debate!
Step right up and list your brand and the great things it goes on!

Mine is: 357 MAD DOG HOT SAUCE
And it goes in my clam chowder, eggs, and well mexican food, of course!

http://www.cosmicchile.com/site/357-mad-dog.html

Guacamole on a saltine with a liberal dash of Tapatio hot sauce. Gets my motor running!

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Originally Posted by magprob

Guacamole on a saltine with a liberal dash of Tapatio hot sauce. Gets my motor runnin!

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I do believe Justin Wilson would be proud of you Magpie... that sounds yummy! :p

How about a hot sauce and fried banana and peanut butter sandwich

I want to do a song off one of my really big records... actually, there all the same size. Thank you, thank you very much.

I am trying to keep up with weird food and this thread I think I am two days behind and ten dollars short

Do you put hot sauce on the apple crumble?

Go back to the other one
No I don't but it is whatever tickles your taste buds

You don't want to know what tickles MY taste buds!!

Yes we do
It might be good

LMFAO, got to be good Mom, will spank us, and start us a new thread!

New threads aren't that bad as long as they don't get off track

Wouldn't have this problem if he used colon blow




A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam.
The doctor told him to have a seat.
In the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes.
When the man sat down and began observing the tools he
Noticed there were three items on a stand next to the exam table.

A tube of K-Y jelly;
A rubber glove; and
A beer.

When the doctor finally came in the man said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"

At that the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. The doc flung the door open and yelled to his nurse...
Dammit, Helen! I said a BUTT LIGHT

A proctologist was standing outside the examination room when a nurse approched him and asked him to sign some papers. He reached for his pen but pulled out a thermometor. Ugh oh he said, some A**H*** has my pen!

Funny funny

And just where does the proctologist put the hot sauce?

Well it is not for the proctoligist.
It is for the patient if you keep yourself cleaned out then you don't need a proctoligist

Oh, so that is how it works!! My mind is not quite with it after today and I really wasn't sure. I would hate to go into lab with a bottle of COLON BLOW!!

Instructors may not be happy!

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And just where does the proctologist put the hot sauce?

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He puts it on the tumor. Shrinks it down to nothing.:eek:

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You don't wanna know what tickles MY taste buds!!!!!!!!!!

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:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Good ole El Pato, goes on anything that will stand still

The hot sauce is here. Anyone want Colon Blow?

Josh did you get your Colon Blowed yet?

Every time I read the phrase "Colon Blow" my cheeks clench, and I am a-talking those cheeks too! Keep this up and I will lose my "Miss Manners As An Aging Hippie" official membership card!

You think you got problems, I'm about to lose my membership to the "I got out of COSTCO for under $100.00" club! All because of this COLON BLOW! Thing. I stopped clenching my cheeks days ago... too sore!

And another thing, I have'nt heard from Josh for too long now. I'm afraid he finally blew out his colon. Rest in peace Josh!

Sorry guys I am still here.
I haven't received it yet.
But I am waiting impatiently got to have it.

Just remember mom you are the one who started it.
Besides that I don't think your old enough to be in the hippie club.

Hands on hips.. . I am TOO! :D

And there's some days when I am even older than that as well... huh?

Whatever How old would you be then.
You act like you are only twenty nine or thirty.
You have to admit colon blow will keep you looking young if you use it as a face cream take them wrinkles right out.

Our it will let you now you did something stupid.

DON'T USE IT AS FACE CREAM!!

Take it from my experience. The other night while on here I had the bottle out to give Josh the website. I put the bottle away and forgot to wash my hands.

BIG MISTAKE!! I rubbed my finger over my top lip and began to regret it immediately. BTW my hubby eats this stuff, not me. No never me, no way , unh unh!

That's almost as bad as mistaking the Vicks for Vaseline!

I know Josh! I was only joking.

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That's almost as bad as mistaking the Vicks for Vaseline!

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OUCH!! :eek:

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You don't wanna know what tickles MY taste buds!!!!!!!!!!

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Naughty, naughty, ill have a wild guess ;)

You bunch of wild heathen behave! :D

From inocent hot spicy food it went on to dirty hot sauces lol

Yes, it's funny how food can become intertwined with that. There is just something about a marsciano cherry placed in just the right location to start a feeding frenzy!

While laying down on the couch to watch TV, I fill my naval with salt and dip my celery in it. Not a good idea if you have an outtie. Also, remove all belly button lint prior to filling with salt. This post has given me the idea to try it with hot sauce. I'll give it a go and get back with you.

Please do ;)

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While laying down on the couch to watch TV, I fill my naval with salt and dip my celery in it. Not a good idea if you have an outtie. Also, remove all belly button lint prior to filling with salt.

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AHA!

belly button as salt holder = Final Proof of Intelligent Design?!

Can anyone tie a cherry stem with their tongue? I can, my hubby likes it. LOL:p