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I share a small office with a volunteer and in the bottom of their desk is the bag to fill the candy dishes and a pack of dog treats (we get both kinds of visitors). And one day the volunteer looked at me funny as he was chewing and said, "Ummm these beef sticks taste kinda stale?"
I froze! LOL :eek:
Then I told him, I had to but we all died of laughter and it is often referenced to this day, poor guy! :rolleyes:
LMAO, but his was by mistake. Why do this just to taste it for crying out loud!
We laugh and tell her she is senile, she really is not. Must just be something she missed out on in childhood.
At least he didn't offer you one. ( mom)
Did your mother in law share her wealth.
Personnel If I had that kind of money I would probably eat dog food to
Hey, Josh, if I had that kind of money I would eat anything but dog food! LOL
At least she shares the wealth when it comes to my school. I will eat a dog biscuit for her every semester as long as she pays my tuition. No Problem there.
The fall it is tuition plus $1,500 just for supplies and uniforms, oh, yeah that does not include the 11 books I need for 2 classes.
Nice lady but still if I had that kind of money I would host dinner a party and feed everybody dog food and not tell them till the end.
But some people think I am mean and ornery
I knew a guy once that ate Alpo on white bread. He loved it and ate it all the time. He had the breath of a dog though and not many friends. Me and my buddies were about 10 or 11 and we would sneak into the junk yard where he lived and bring him a can or two. We would bet other kids that he would eat a dog food sandwich and it would freak them out. Then they started blabbing to our teachers about this guy that ate dog food and one day the cops removed him. I never tried Alpo because I could not get past the smell. One of my buddies did however, and he said it was quite good. I asked him if he would continue to eat it like the guy in the junk yard did and he just smiles and said, " Mixed with mayo and pickles, it"ll do in a pinch." When I go back to California to visit, I never eat at his house.
Oh now well you clearly have not seen the movie Prince of Tides, no wait... isn't that a different thread? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Demonspeeding_2005
Yes it is a different thread but it works here.
Maybe we just need to talk to the powers that be and see if they can add all these threads together.
No that wouldn't be a good idea I am still lost trying to keep up
They actually have a dog food comercial that shows mixed vegetables and meat that looks darn delicious.:cool: :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by magprob
One teaspoon on a Ritz will tell!
We need a disclaimer on top of this thread,, MAY MAKE YOU SICK... :P
My wife once was fuming mad at a guy she worked with. They were very good friends who hung out with several others also from work, drank and played poker in their younger days and pretty much there were no holds barred. She would occasionally take him one of her desserts, usually the raspberry cheesecake if he had any input. So in her anger she took him a very nicely wrapped tin of dog treats and left it on his desk. Apparently before he bit into one he recognized an odd smell and got the hint that hed better make amends or the angered italian girl might be taking more drastic measures.Quote:
Originally Posted by valinors_sorrow
*** added note: he's now the president of the company and her direct boss... but shell still do the same thing if the moment required it I'm sure.
Salt on melon is far from a weird one!Quote:
Originally Posted by valinors_sorrow
Such as my favorite starter dish :- salthy parma ham and melon
YUMMMM
RickJ another thread I'm subscribed to but not appearing on my profile
I know a guy a good mate of mine who uses kethcup on everything.. I mean every food he has in front of him he has to have ketchup with it.
Certain foods blend in well with it, such chips, steak / chicken. But, but NOT :-
Tortellini pasta, with a nice fresh cream sauce with herbs.. or Mash potatoes or on pizza... or with roast dinner!
LOL what he like :cool: :rolleyes: :eek:
Ham and Honeydew type melon is a well know Mediterranean recipe although I don't think it would work so well with watermelon
I thought this forum capped the number of replies to 175?
Val must have pulled out her "juice" card ;)
Pleads the fifth... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by DrJizzle
Wait, what in blue blazes is a "juice" card?? :confused:
And pass that ketchup whilst you're at it! :D
It's the card that shows that you gots the juice. (definition #1)
I really like what I call a pizzarito
I make a pizza on a burrito shell and roll it up and shove her down.
It is a cheap way for pizza and it works well with those picky eaters they can put what ever they want on it.
How dare you desacrate my beloved burrito like that! I am reporting you to the Better Burrito Bureau this very moment! Why, you wouldn't dare roll up a pizza and call it a Burrito would you? Well would you man!
Sure would it is just to big to shove down.
That is why I made it smaller.
You have to try it once and you will be hooked for life.
It is that good.
Look guys we broke the site.
We grew to big and to fast and it just couldn't keep up with us.
Nuh uh, I heard rumors about someone getting hot sauce in the servers! :rolleyes:
See so we did break it. They where trying our different stuff we have listed.
But I think we can blame mag. He is the one who started to stick it in different orifices.
Just kidding mag
Yeah, once Mag put is A/K, I think it was, remember he left it in the Gun Control room, and began his tirade, all went to hell in a handbasket.
I can't believe we are up to 23 pages and 225 posts.
Well, got to go put some new kind of hotsauce on my fried rice.
Is that similar to a Turkish pizza? In some places they are rolled.Quote:
Originally Posted by magprob
Has anyone tried scrambled eggs with pineapple chuncks and Hot Sauce? Mmmmmm Good!
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How about Macaroni N Cheese with Lemon Pepper sprinkled on. Yum, yum.
Anything with Lemon Pepper on it is good.
I like mac and cheese with tuna fish and cream of mushroom soup
Or just plain cream of mushroom soup straight out of the can cold.
I like fresh trout cooked over an open fire. Wrap in tin foil.
Put butter and Lemon Pepper on it cook for twenty minutes turning over once in a while and bam good food
Sounds like one of my hubby's recipes
There is no need to make stuff so hard when simple recipes will do the job.
I like that show on the cooking channel thirty minute meals.
Great show! AND THEY USE HOT SAUCE!
Hey, I just bought a new one. Have you got colon blow yet?
Yep I posted about in the hot sauce thread
Got it now, multi-tasking is hard when you are trying to pack for vacation, and the site goes down.
Hot Peppers In Beer!!
Hi everybody...
Wow, I'm glad you mentioned the site going down, I thought it was my computer and did a spyware check, virus check, defragged my hard drive, and panicked!
Thanks Val, honored and accept the invite...
Can someone please send me an email address so that I can find out from you guys when the site is down again, please..
My email is [email protected] and if you use AHMD in the title, I won't delete it as spam.
I was having a serious AHMD 'Jones' here.
Thank goodness I still had some hotsauce to put on my fried rice.
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WARNING : hot pepper stay hot both ways (in/out)Quote:
Originally Posted by J_9
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Originally Posted by magprob
All right you guys... have you been into the Begging Strips AGAIN?? :rolleyes:Quote:
talaniman agrees: Ruff!
OMG! I thought this post was gone when the site went down and then when I went of vacation. Everyone here at my parent's house is sleeping so I thought I would check in.
Johnny (4 year old) whines all the time and I tell him that I am going to give him some cheese with his Whine.
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