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  • Jun 7, 2006, 07:46 PM
    magprob
    Deep fried green chili burro smothered in enchilada sauce and cheese! That is my specilaity. I make the kind dude.
  • Jun 7, 2006, 07:46 PM
    educatedhorse_2005
    Yes a bottle of green tea
    It is branding season around here plenty of fresh ones
    Why not tonight I am here all night
  • Jun 7, 2006, 07:46 PM
    J_9
    Hubby and I have to come visit just to have 'em Mag.

    Directions please!!
  • Jun 7, 2006, 07:46 PM
    educatedhorse_2005
    Send me a recipe
  • Jun 7, 2006, 07:46 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Um hey?
    And we're still waiting on a soup recipe and a kraut recipe?

    Get busy, girls! :D
  • Jun 7, 2006, 07:47 PM
    J_9
    Josh, can you ship 'em overnight? John would be happy with that and the crowned rack of lamb.
  • Jun 7, 2006, 07:47 PM
    educatedhorse_2005
    Tennessee to Wyoming find the interstateand head north west
  • Jun 7, 2006, 07:48 PM
    J_9
    Sorry, sent to Josh by PM, here is for y'all
    1 large jar of sauerkraut (drained but reserve the juice)

    Fresh mushrooms sliced

    1 large white onion sliced and cut in half (oh, yeah you don't do onions)

    2 sticks of butter

    1st slice up the onion and sauté it in 1 stick of butter
    2nd add the sauerkraut and sauté both until crisp

    Put juice in a pan, add the onions and sauerkraut, and add about a cup of water.

    Clean and slice the mushrooms and add to the soup and add the second stick of butter.

    Steep for a few hours

    Better served the next day.

    Janine
  • Jun 7, 2006, 07:49 PM
    educatedhorse_2005
    Not much of a chance to send them overnight because most of the time we eat them as they come off
  • Jun 7, 2006, 07:49 PM
    J_9
    I love Wyoming, MOUNTAINS!!

    I miss the mountains and snow!

    But can't make it overnight, got orientation tomorrow.
  • Jun 7, 2006, 07:51 PM
    J_9
    Okay, Val (Mom) you started this thread at approx 6:57 Central time and we now have 13 pages.

    WHAT FUN!
  • Jun 7, 2006, 07:51 PM
    educatedhorse_2005
    I will be at the top of the world come Saturday morning
  • Jun 7, 2006, 07:52 PM
    J_9
    Don't rub it in!

    Oops 14 pages now!!
  • Jun 7, 2006, 07:53 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Thank you Janine, that sounds just delicious!
    Now I am off to bed for some hot sauce chasing me over the mountains of kraut dreams!

    Thank you all for a really fun time! Good night kids! Xoxoxo
  • Jun 7, 2006, 07:53 PM
    J_9
    Can I drink greeen tea at 7 a.m.
  • Jun 7, 2006, 07:53 PM
    educatedhorse_2005
    Fourteen
    I don't think there are any mods on to stop us keep it going brothers and sisters and mom

    No I would drink tonight takes twelve hours to clean out system
  • Jun 7, 2006, 07:56 PM
    J_9
    Night Mom, Sweet and Sour dreams

    Night all, have to go watch Ghosts of Waverly Sanitorium before going to bed.

    Nursing School Orientation in the morning, so I won't be here tomorrow. Keep me posted on all the laughs.

    Was really a great time.

    Thanks all.

    Group hugs anyone?
  • Jun 7, 2006, 08:25 PM
    educatedhorse_2005
    More Whipped Cream!!

    I have a new delightful friend,
    I am most in awe of her.
    When we first met I was impressed,
    By her bizarre behavior.

    That day I had a date with friends,
    We met to have some lunch.
    Mae had come along with them,
    All in all... a pleasant bunch.





    When the menus were presented,
    We ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups.
    Except for Mae who circumvented,
    And said, Ice Cream, please: two scoops.

    I was not sure my ears heard right,
    And the others were aghast.
    Along with heated apple pie,
    Mae added, completely unabashed.





    We tried to act quite nonchalant,
    As if people did this all the time.
    But when our orders were brought out,
    I did not enjoy mine.

    I could not take my eyes off Mae,
    As her pie a-la-mode went down.
    The other ladies showed dismay,
    They ate their lunches silently, and frowned.





    Well, the next time I went out to eat,
    I called and invited Mae.
    My lunch contained white tuna meat,
    She ordered an ice cream sundae.

    I smiled when her dish I viewed,
    And she asked if she amused me.
    I answered, Yes, you do,
    But also you confuse me.





    How come you order rich desserts,
    When I feel I must be sensible?
    She laughed and said, with wanton mirth,
    I am tasting all that's possible.

    I try to eat the food I need,
    And do the things I should.
    But life's so short, my friend, indeed,
    I hate missing out on something good.





    This year I realized how old I was,
    She grinned, I've not been this old before.
    So, before I die, I've got to try,
    Those things for years I had ignored.

    I've not smelled all the flowers yet,
    There's too many books I have not read.
    There's more fudge sundaes to wolf down,
    And kites to be flown overhead.





    There are many malls I have not shopped,
    I've not laughed at all the jokes.
    I've missed a lot of Broadway Hits,
    And potato chips and cokes.

    I want to wade again in water,
    And feel ocean spray upon my face.
    Sit in a country church once more,
    And thank God for It's grace.





    I want peanut butter every day,
    Spread on my morning toast.
    I want un-timed long-distance calls,
    To the folks I love the most.

    I've not cried at all the movies yet,
    Nor walked in the morning rain.
    I need to feel wind in my hair,
    I want to fall in love again.





    So, if I choose to have dessert,
    Instead of having dinner.
    Then should I die before night fall,
    I'd say I died a winner.

    Because I missed out on nothing,
    I filled my heart's desire.
    I had that final ice cream sundae,
    Before my life expired.





    With that, I called the waitress over,
    I've changed my mind, it seems.
    I said, I want what she is having,
    Only add some more whipped-cream!
  • Jun 7, 2006, 08:55 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by orange
    I'm actually not sure, but I know I haven't many threads get much longer than this one haha. Maybe this thread can break a record or something. :p

    the longest thread I can think of seeing here is the adult sex shaving thread... something like 240 posts and 100000 views.

    I'm guessing we can break the posts, but the views... I'm guessing not so much. Unless we move the strange food thread to adult sexuality? =)

    or not.

    we keep this up and they might open a topic called "off topic" for completely random streams of silliness.
  • Jun 7, 2006, 09:03 PM
    educatedhorse_2005
    We just have to try harder.

    Keep um coming friends neighbor and country men and foreigners.
    Who ever else wants in on the fun.

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