Oh my dry-roasted crickets? :(
I like meat, but no bugs

This site has some great meal worm recipes.

FINL Vol. 9, No. 1 Mealworms: Raising Mealworms for Food

How do you prepare your crickets pray tell?
I normally buy mine in bulk from pet stores (believe it or not cricket baked goods sell very well. People are so curious to try them.)