The hot sauce is here. Anyone want Colon Blow?

Josh did you get your Colon Blowed yet?

Every time I read the phrase "Colon Blow" my cheeks clench, and I am a-talking those cheeks too! Keep this up and I will lose my "Miss Manners As An Aging Hippie" official membership card!

You think you got problems, I'm about to lose my membership to the "I got out of COSTCO for under $100.00" club! All because of this COLON BLOW! Thing. I stopped clenching my cheeks days ago... too sore!

And another thing, I have'nt heard from Josh for too long now. I'm afraid he finally blew out his colon. Rest in peace Josh!

Sorry guys I am still here.
I haven't received it yet.
But I am waiting impatiently got to have it.

Just remember mom you are the one who started it.
Besides that I don't think your old enough to be in the hippie club.

Hands on hips.. . I am TOO! :D

And there's some days when I am even older than that as well... huh?

Whatever How old would you be then.
You act like you are only twenty nine or thirty.
You have to admit colon blow will keep you looking young if you use it as a face cream take them wrinkles right out.

Our it will let you now you did something stupid.

DON'T USE IT AS FACE CREAM!!

Take it from my experience. The other night while on here I had the bottle out to give Josh the website. I put the bottle away and forgot to wash my hands.

BIG MISTAKE!! I rubbed my finger over my top lip and began to regret it immediately. BTW my hubby eats this stuff, not me. No never me, no way , unh unh!

That's almost as bad as mistaking the Vicks for Vaseline!

I know Josh! I was only joking.

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That's almost as bad as mistaking the Vicks for Vaseline!

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OUCH!! :eek:

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You don't wanna know what tickles MY taste buds!!!!!!!!!!

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Naughty, naughty, ill have a wild guess ;)

You bunch of wild heathen behave! :D

From inocent hot spicy food it went on to dirty hot sauces lol

Yes, it's funny how food can become intertwined with that. There is just something about a marsciano cherry placed in just the right location to start a feeding frenzy!

While laying down on the couch to watch TV, I fill my naval with salt and dip my celery in it. Not a good idea if you have an outtie. Also, remove all belly button lint prior to filling with salt. This post has given me the idea to try it with hot sauce. I'll give it a go and get back with you.

Please do ;)

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While laying down on the couch to watch TV, I fill my naval with salt and dip my celery in it. Not a good idea if you have an outtie. Also, remove all belly button lint prior to filling with salt.

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AHA!

belly button as salt holder = Final Proof of Intelligent Design?!

Can anyone tie a cherry stem with their tongue? I can, my hubby likes it. LOL:p