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  • Jun 11, 2006, 04:10 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    I share a small office with a volunteer and in the bottom of their desk is the bag to fill the candy dishes and a pack of dog treats (we get both kinds of visitors). And one day the volunteer looked at me funny as he was chewing and said, "Ummm these beef sticks taste kinda stale?"

    I froze! LOL :eek:

    Then I told him, I had to but we all died of laughter and it is often referenced to this day, poor guy! :rolleyes:
  • Jun 11, 2006, 04:14 PM
    J_9
    LMAO, but his was by mistake. Why do this just to taste it for crying out loud!

    We laugh and tell her she is senile, she really is not. Must just be something she missed out on in childhood.
  • Jun 11, 2006, 04:16 PM
    educatedhorse_2005
    At least he didn't offer you one. ( mom)
    Did your mother in law share her wealth.
    Personnel If I had that kind of money I would probably eat dog food to
  • Jun 11, 2006, 04:19 PM
    J_9
    Hey, Josh, if I had that kind of money I would eat anything but dog food! LOL

    At least she shares the wealth when it comes to my school. I will eat a dog biscuit for her every semester as long as she pays my tuition. No Problem there.

    The fall it is tuition plus $1,500 just for supplies and uniforms, oh, yeah that does not include the 11 books I need for 2 classes.
  • Jun 11, 2006, 04:23 PM
    educatedhorse_2005
    Nice lady but still if I had that kind of money I would host dinner a party and feed everybody dog food and not tell them till the end.

    But some people think I am mean and ornery
  • Jun 11, 2006, 04:37 PM
    magprob
    I knew a guy once that ate Alpo on white bread. He loved it and ate it all the time. He had the breath of a dog though and not many friends. Me and my buddies were about 10 or 11 and we would sneak into the junk yard where he lived and bring him a can or two. We would bet other kids that he would eat a dog food sandwich and it would freak them out. Then they started blabbing to our teachers about this guy that ate dog food and one day the cops removed him. I never tried Alpo because I could not get past the smell. One of my buddies did however, and he said it was quite good. I asked him if he would continue to eat it like the guy in the junk yard did and he just smiles and said, " Mixed with mayo and pickles, it"ll do in a pinch." When I go back to California to visit, I never eat at his house.
  • Jun 11, 2006, 04:38 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Demonspeeding_2005
    Nice lady but still if I had that kind of money I would host dinner a party and feed everybody dog food and not tell them till the end.

    But some people think I am mean and ornery

    Oh now well you clearly have not seen the movie Prince of Tides, no wait... isn't that a different thread? :confused:
  • Jun 11, 2006, 04:59 PM
    educatedhorse_2005
    Yes it is a different thread but it works here.
    Maybe we just need to talk to the powers that be and see if they can add all these threads together.

    No that wouldn't be a good idea I am still lost trying to keep up
  • Jun 11, 2006, 08:04 PM
    talaniman
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    I knew a guy once that ate Alpo on white bread. He loved it and ate it all the time. He had the breath of a dog though and not many friends. Me and my buddies were about 10 or 11 and we would sneak into the junk yard where he lived and bring him a can or two. We would bet other kids that he would eat a dog food sandwich and it would freak them out. Then they started blabbing to our teachers about this guy that ate dog food and one day the cops removed him. I never tried Alpo because I could not get past the smell. One of my buddies did however, and he said it was quite good. I asked him if he would continue to eat it like the guy in the junk yard did and he just smiles and said, " Mixed with mayo and pickles, it"ll do in a pinch." When I go back to California to visit, I never eat at his house.

    They actually have a dog food comercial that shows mixed vegetables and meat that looks darn delicious.:cool: :eek:
  • Jun 11, 2006, 09:23 PM
    magprob
    One teaspoon on a Ritz will tell!
  • Jun 12, 2006, 05:32 AM
    Stormy69
    We need a disclaimer on top of this thread,, MAY MAKE YOU SICK... :P
  • Jun 12, 2006, 08:02 AM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by valinors_sorrow
    I share a small office with a volunteer and in the bottom of their desk is the bag to fill the candy dishes and a pack of dog treats (we get both kinds of visitors). And one day the volunteer looked at me funny as he was chewing and said, "Ummm these beef sticks taste kinda stale?"

    I froze! LOL :eek:

    Then I told him, I had to but we all died of laughter and it is often referenced to this day, poor guy! :rolleyes:

    My wife once was fuming mad at a guy she worked with. They were very good friends who hung out with several others also from work, drank and played poker in their younger days and pretty much there were no holds barred. She would occasionally take him one of her desserts, usually the raspberry cheesecake if he had any input. So in her anger she took him a very nicely wrapped tin of dog treats and left it on his desk. Apparently before he bit into one he recognized an odd smell and got the hint that hed better make amends or the angered italian girl might be taking more drastic measures.

    *** added note: he's now the president of the company and her direct boss... but shell still do the same thing if the moment required it I'm sure.
  • Jun 12, 2006, 08:10 AM
    Krs
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by valinors_sorrow
    Okay, this may not be a combo exactly but I salt my catelope melon . . oh, now here is one, and my hubby likes peanut butter and iceberg lettuce sandwiches!! :p

    Fried Mars bars???? :eek:

    Salt on melon is far from a weird one!
    Such as my favorite starter dish :- salthy parma ham and melon
    YUMMMM
  • Jun 12, 2006, 08:11 AM
    Krs
    RickJ another thread I'm subscribed to but not appearing on my profile
  • Jun 12, 2006, 08:15 AM
    Krs
    I know a guy a good mate of mine who uses kethcup on everything.. I mean every food he has in front of him he has to have ketchup with it.
    Certain foods blend in well with it, such chips, steak / chicken. But, but NOT :-
    Tortellini pasta, with a nice fresh cream sauce with herbs.. or Mash potatoes or on pizza... or with roast dinner!
    LOL what he like :cool: :rolleyes: :eek:
  • Jun 12, 2006, 02:02 PM
    Jonegy
    Ham and Honeydew type melon is a well know Mediterranean recipe although I don't think it would work so well with watermelon
  • Jun 12, 2006, 02:05 PM
    DrJ
    I thought this forum capped the number of replies to 175?

    Val must have pulled out her "juice" card ;)
  • Jun 12, 2006, 02:32 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by DrJizzle
    I thought this forum capped the number of replies to 175?

    Val must have pulled out her "juice" card ;)

    Pleads the fifth... :rolleyes:

    Wait, what in blue blazes is a "juice" card?? :confused:

    And pass that ketchup whilst you're at it! :D
  • Jun 12, 2006, 02:42 PM
    DrJ
    It's the card that shows that you gots the juice. (definition #1)
  • Jun 12, 2006, 05:46 PM
    educatedhorse_2005
    I really like what I call a pizzarito
    I make a pizza on a burrito shell and roll it up and shove her down.
    It is a cheap way for pizza and it works well with those picky eaters they can put what ever they want on it.

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