Funny thing happened on the way to Church last Sunday,
Billows of smoke came rollin' from the door.
I ran up to tell the leading Deacon
Something should be done, 'cause the Church is on fire for sure.
(And he said)
Chorus:
That's a point well put, and a timely suggestion.
We'll bring it up, at the very next meeting
Of the board of Deacons, a week from Tuesday.
I don't know why, it's just Church policy
At the First Nazametha, Bapticostal, 7th day Orthodox, Lutheterian,
Non-Denominational Church of Our Lady of the Mind.
Well, we were back in Church the very next Sunday
In a tent bought and paid for by the building fund.
I stood up to tell the congregation
"There's a tornado coming, everybody run!" (And they said)
That's a point well put, and a timely suggestion.
We'll bring it up, at the very next meeting
Of the board of Deacons, a week from Tuesday.
I don't know why, it's just Church policy
At the First Nazametha, Bapticostal, 7th day Orthodox, Lutheterian,
Non-Denominational Church of Our Lady of the Mind.
We had an open-air meeting the very next Sunday
When the trumpets sounded, and the clouds were rolled away.
I stood up to tell the congregation
"Lift up your heads, the Lord has come today........" (And they said)
That's a point well put, and a timely suggestion.
We'll bring it up, at the very next meeting
Of the board of Deacons, a week from Tuesday.
I don't know why, it's just Church policy
At the First Nazametha, Bapticostal, 7th day Orthodox, Lutheterian,
Non-Denominational Church of Our Lady of the Mind.