Do you really want an explanation? I'll PM you if you do. Change the Catholic to Lutheran; they're still funny.
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They assumed the priest couldn't have been going into the place for the most obvious reason. As WG said, change it from Catholic to whatever you please, it works with any of them. Don't get irritated, it's all in fun. In fact, I usually tell my jokes about Baptists since that's the group I know best.
Another great line I heard a long time ago:
To live above, with those we love, oh, that will be glory.
To live below, with those we know, now that's another story.
galveston, Good questions.
Fred
dwashbur,
LOL
Thanks I'll remember that for I am German, Irish, French, and some other mixtures.
A mongrel, that's me.
Peace asnd kindness,
Fred
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Lets take a look at the scriptures:
Forasmuch as thou sawest that the stone was cut out of the mountain without hands, and that it brake in pieces the iron, the brass, the clay, the silver, and the gold; the great God hath made known to the king what shall come to pass hereafter: and the dream is certain, and the interpretation thereof sure. Daniel 2:45 KJV
And the NIV : This is the meaning of the vision of the rock cut out of a mountain, but not by human hands--a rock that broke the iron, the bronze, the clay, the silver and the gold to pieces.
Now who in the word of God is called a stone?
Isaiah 28:16 Therefore thus says the Lord GOD: "Behold, I lay in Zion a stone for a foundation, a tried stone, a precious cornerstone, a sure foundation; whoever believes will not act hastily
The Lord Jesus Christ.
Who in the word of God is called a Rock?
Ps. 94:22 But the LORD has become my fortress, and my God the rock in whom I take refuge.
The Lord Jesus Christ
The bible is a self defining book. It is clear the stone or rock not formed by HUMAN hands is none other than the Lord Jesus Christ.
The thought it could be the church very unlikely. Think about it.. the church or the body of Christ can't agree on squat. How are we going to defeat this giant beast that devours and crushes. Sad but true..
[QUOTE=classyT;2315150]Irrelevant. The description fits the church. Look at Jesus' parables of the Kingdom in Matthew 13. One of the things that dispensationalists have never understood is the tension inherent in the "here/not-here," "now/not-yet" nature of the Kingdom. It has broken into human history in the form of the church Jesus founded, and continues to gradually leaven the whole lump. It reaches its culmination in the return of Jesus to complete the job.
Dave,
What you want to debate was my OPINION. And you are welcome to do that because it is only MY thoughts. BUT...
I gave you biblical reasons as to why I believe this stone or rock is the Lord Jesus Christ. The Bible is a self defining book. Rock and Stone... is MY savior not the church.
Honestly, it isn't about being a dispensationalist. I'm NOT trying to make my views FIT a pretrib rapture. No scripture is of a private interpretaion, therefore it must be compared with other scripture. Sorry Dave, Jesus IS the ROCK.
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