Originally Posted by
dwashbur
Back in the early 80's I was working in a Christian bookstore; this was around the time that the whole "prosperity gospel" was picking up steam. I was at work one day and was battling a nasty cold. A local pastor was checking out, and while working the register I was chatting with him. I handed him his receipt and as he turned to go he looked at the woman in line after him and said "Keep your distance. He has a cold." She grinned and said "That's okay, I don't receive germs any more."
Bear in mind, this was before I went on ADD medication, so in normal fashion I just blurted out the first thing that came to my mind:
"That's nice, but they don't always ring the doorbell first." :D
I figured I'd toss that little tee-hee out just for fun. I'm enjoying this discussion but I may be out of touch for a few days. The family and I are heading out of town for most of the week and I don't know what kind of access I'm going to have while we're gone.
Later, all!