Sitting in front of my computer - where did you think I was?

Where you now?

... Where everybody knows your name!

And their mighty glad you came

Puzzle #2 - why is this posted under "children?"

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Originally Posted by JudyKayTee

Puzzle #2 - why is this posted under "children?"

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I no know;)

Norm!

Please come back and post a real question if you need help. Please try reading the screen that explains how to ask a question.

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Originally Posted by NeedKarma

Norm!

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It's a little known fact that cows were domesticated in Mesopotamia and were also used in China as guard animals for the forbidden city.

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Originally Posted by J_9

It's a little known fact that cows were domesticated in Mesopotamia and were also used in China as guard animals for the forbidden city.

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Guard cows? Did they have badges and guns?:eek:

It's a little known fact that smartest animal is a pig. Scientists say if pigs had thumbs and a language, they could be trained to do simple manual labor. They give you 20-30 years of loyal service and then at their retirement dinner you can eat them.

Cliff, I missed you.

Norm! Dude! Here, have a beer...

Everyone is the Swiss Army owns a Swiss Army Knife. That's why no one messes with Switzerland.

Oh Frazier... Sam...

A pig ? I wonder if I could teach one to clean bathrooms and vacuum?

- Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?
- Like a baby treats a diaper.

The postman... gee...

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Originally Posted by J_9

It's a little known fact that cows were domesticated in Mesopotamia and were also used in China as guard animals for the forbidden city.

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Really? I just came back from Vermont and you might be interested to know that there are more "cows" than people in Vermont.

How do I know this (you ask)? Because the guide (it was a motorycle event) used her fingers to make air quotes around the word cow.

For example, there are more (air quote) cows (air quote) in Vermont than there are people. No air quotes around people.

Now, if cows unionize and get licensed to carry firearms people going to Vermont will be at a distinct disadvantage.

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Originally Posted by JudyKayTee

Really? I just came back from Vermont and you might be interested to know that there are more "cows" than people in Vermont.

How do I know this (you ask)? Because the guide (it was a motorycle event) used her fingers to make air hyphens around the word cow.

For example, there are more (air hyphen) cows (air hyphen) in Vermont than there are people. No air hyphens around people.

Now, if cows unionize and get licensed to carry firearms people going to Vermont will be at a distinct disadvantage.

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A horse is a horse of course of course and no one can talk to the horse of course... :D

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Originally Posted by Kitkat22

A horse is a horse of course of course and no one can talk to the horse of course.........:D

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On Thursdays you can. Wednesdays it's the cows.

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Originally Posted by DoulaLC

On Thursdays you can. Wednesdays it's the cows.

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When you stand in front of a cow they usually say mooooooooove:eek:

I will correct both DoulaLC and Kitkat - when you use the word "cows" it MUST be in air quotes. I know this. I've actually visited Vermont.

Running for my life.

Oh drat... I sincerely hope my faux pas won't distract from the context of the post.

Wait... was this quote thingy part of the new etiquette recently established as part of the northern "cow" revival or are they simply trying to jump on the band wagon and be considered for concealed weapon permits as well?

I think it's part of the new Cow Coalition for Equal Opportunities - but I'm not sure. I guess it was one of their demands in order to get more respect from other barnyard animals.

Oh, drat, I forgot the air quotes.

(By the third day of this woman saying air quote cow air quote I couldn't keep a straight face.)

I forgot about the "CCFEO.' It's nice cows have someone to protect them. It's a mooooving tribute to cows and "udder" farm animals.

You guys are milking this a bit now...

"Ode To A Cow"

You look good standing there in the grass.

With your little cow friends all around.

You remind me a lot of myself, your "udders' are dragging the ground.