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  • May 29, 2012, 06:56 PM
    odinn7
    What is your obsession with being bitten by your cat?

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/cats/g...en-664610.html
  • May 29, 2012, 07:18 PM
    smoothy
    I think there might be a real problem here... but it doesn't involve a cat.
  • May 29, 2012, 07:56 PM
    ma0641
    Send in the rubber room boys!!
  • May 30, 2012, 02:36 PM
    JudyKayTee
    Keeps opening new threads on the very same subject, will not answer questions. Here are just two others that haven't been removed/combined: https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/cats/g...n-664610.html; https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/other-...sk-664644.html.

    All sorts of red flags - 4 week old kittens, doesn't know where they came from, biting him apparently on a constant basis. Kittens do NOT spend all of their waking hours biting people - unless there's something else going on.

    Either some sort of problem OR a troll. Take your pick.

    And, yes, Moustaches, you are imagining stuff. Minimally imagining stuff.

    At what point will this child or troll (or both) be banned?
  • May 30, 2012, 04:01 PM
    smoothy
    Bring it to the attention of one of the Admins or Moderators... let them make that call.
  • May 30, 2012, 04:38 PM
    JudyKayTee
    So far nothing has happened.
  • May 30, 2012, 05:13 PM
    Alty
    If this isn't a troll then I would say that his mom is on to something. After all, she knows him better than we do, and she thinks he's crazy;

    Quote:

    I told my mom and she just said I'm crazy
  • May 30, 2012, 05:16 PM
    Wondergirl
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by JudyKayTee View Post
    So far nothing has happened.

    I reported it. So far, the mods are ignoring it but are watching.
  • May 30, 2012, 05:43 PM
    JudyKayTee
    Could they maybe watch all his posts in one place? --- Running ---
  • May 31, 2012, 06:31 PM
    hheath541
    I have merged all the threads I know about, in the Cats forum, and requested that the other (linked by Judy) be merged here.

    PLEASE stop making new threads. You are NOT going to get the answers you want just by asking the same question several times.

    You're cat is NOT giving you rabies. You're not going to die from a kitten bite. You're not going to get magical super cat powers. ALL you will get are bite marks, and maybe some TINY scars.
  • May 31, 2012, 06:39 PM
    smoothy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    I have merged all the threads I know about, in the Cats forum, and requested that the other (linked by Judy) be merged here.

    PLEASE stop making new threads. You are NOT going to get the answers you want just by asking the same question several times.

    You're cat is NOT giving you rabies. You're not going to die from a kitten bite. You're not going to get magical super cat powers. ALL you will get are bite marks, and maybe some TINY scars.

    Gee... ya mean she won't turn into catwoman after all? That's going to be a huge letdown.
  • May 31, 2012, 06:42 PM
    hheath541
    Just trying to cover the bases.
  • May 31, 2012, 06:44 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    Just trying to cover the bases.

    You did, and you did it well. Now everyone can see the OP's numerous posts on this subject, and see his/her obsession with getting bitten by this kitten. At least it rhymes. ;)
  • May 31, 2012, 07:43 PM
    odinn7
    We haven't heard from the Op in over a day... spooky... maybe the cat bite has put them into "the sleep"...
  • May 31, 2012, 07:47 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by odinn7 View Post
    We haven't heard from the Op in over a day....spooky....maybe the cat bite has put them into "the sleep"...

    Dog I hope so!
  • May 31, 2012, 08:00 PM
    smoothy
    Maybe we we will see a national news story. 5 week old kitten consumes owner.
  • Jun 1, 2012, 04:31 AM
    JudyKayTee
    Quite frankly, I'm concerned about the kitten and expect it to post any day soon concerning its fears about developing super-human powers from the bites.
  • Jun 1, 2012, 07:07 AM
    smoothy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by JudyKayTee View Post
    Quite frankly, I'm concerned about the kitten and expect it to post any day soon concerning its fears about developing super-human powers from the bites.

    If it's a male kitten... early signs would be walking around lifting a leg and farting.
  • Jun 1, 2012, 07:22 AM
    LadySam
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by smoothy View Post
    If its a male kitten...early signs would be walking around lifting a leg and farting.

    That's a male thing too? Whoda thunk
  • Jun 1, 2012, 08:32 AM
    JudyKayTee
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by smoothy View Post
    If its a male kitten...early signs would be walking around lifting a leg and farting.

    - While holding the remote.

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