What is your obsession with being bitten by your cat?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/cats/g...en-664610.html

I think there might be a real problem here... but it doesn't involve a cat.

Send in the rubber room boys!!

Keeps opening new threads on the very same subject, will not answer questions. Here are just two others that haven't been removed/combined: https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/cats/g...n-664610.html; https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/other-...sk-664644.html.

All sorts of red flags - 4 week old kittens, doesn't know where they came from, biting him apparently on a constant basis. Kittens do NOT spend all of their waking hours biting people - unless there's something else going on.

Either some sort of problem OR a troll. Take your pick.

And, yes, Moustaches, you are imagining stuff. Minimally imagining stuff.

At what point will this child or troll (or both) be banned?

Bring it to the attention of one of the Admins or Moderators... let them make that call.

So far nothing has happened.

If this isn't a troll then I would say that his mom is on to something. After all, she knows him better than we do, and she thinks he's crazy;

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I told my mom and she just said I'm crazy

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Originally Posted by JudyKayTee

So far nothing has happened.

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I reported it. So far, the mods are ignoring it but are watching.

Could they maybe watch all his posts in one place? --- Running ---

I have merged all the threads I know about, in the Cats forum, and requested that the other (linked by Judy) be merged here.

PLEASE stop making new threads. You are NOT going to get the answers you want just by asking the same question several times.

You're cat is NOT giving you rabies. You're not going to die from a kitten bite. You're not going to get magical super cat powers. ALL you will get are bite marks, and maybe some TINY scars.

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Originally Posted by hheath541

I have merged all the threads I know about, in the Cats forum, and requested that the other (linked by Judy) be merged here.

PLEASE stop making new threads. You are NOT going to get the answers you want just by asking the same question several times.

You're cat is NOT giving you rabies. You're not going to die from a kitten bite. You're not going to get magical super cat powers. ALL you will get are bite marks, and maybe some TINY scars.

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Gee... ya mean she won't turn into catwoman after all? That's going to be a huge letdown.

Just trying to cover the bases.

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Originally Posted by hheath541

Just trying to cover the bases.

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You did, and you did it well. Now everyone can see the OP's numerous posts on this subject, and see his/her obsession with getting bitten by this kitten. At least it rhymes. ;)

We haven't heard from the Op in over a day... spooky... maybe the cat bite has put them into "the sleep"...

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Originally Posted by odinn7

We haven't heard from the Op in over a day....spooky....maybe the cat bite has put them into "the sleep"...

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Dog I hope so!

Maybe we we will see a national news story. 5 week old kitten consumes owner.

Quite frankly, I'm concerned about the kitten and expect it to post any day soon concerning its fears about developing super-human powers from the bites.

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Originally Posted by JudyKayTee

Quite frankly, I'm concerned about the kitten and expect it to post any day soon concerning its fears about developing super-human powers from the bites.

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If it's a male kitten... early signs would be walking around lifting a leg and farting.

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Originally Posted by smoothy

If its a male kitten...early signs would be walking around lifting a leg and farting.

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That's a male thing too? Whoda thunk

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Originally Posted by smoothy

If its a male kitten...early signs would be walking around lifting a leg and farting.

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- While holding the remote.